Hey fellow federal workers, I noticed a DOGE “suggestion box” near the entrance to my building today, and I’m assuming other offices have them, too. Start putting your best suggestions in there and flood them with good ideas. Some examples: “Stop costly deportation flights” or “Disband DOGE” or “Stop targeting trans people”

Will it make a difference? Probably not, but at least some DOGE kid will have to read how much their policies suck while wasting their time combing through the mountain of paper. Or at the very least it’ll bury any ideas from sympathizers that could be actually damaging.