ipv6 is strictly superior and i will die on this hill

Why would you do this thing? Why would you say this thing?

It’s right up there with “Hey guys, did you know that in terms of”

you are aware that wool can be harvested from a sheep without killing the sheep?

wait what

er, sorry, what is supposed to be wrong with this

basically how hitting a moose goes

“hey”

“hi”

“so what do you think is our place in the universe”

there are so many things wrong with this comment that i don’t even know where to start. this is intentional comedy, it has to be

It’s okay you can just say FFmpeg

Also Linux

Also CoreJS

Also

Another day of being extremely thankful I decided not to learn JavaScript

Ditto, but Rust’s traits. God those are so fun. It’s like duck typing a la Python but you can just slap whatever methods you want on a foreign type without worrying about breaking anything because they’re only visible to the current crate (or other crates that import the Trait)

Java: “Sorry, but the developers of Peanut didn’t declare it to implement the Crackable interface, even though it has all the relevant methods, so if you want to treat it like a nut your choices are write a wrapper class or call those methods using Reflections”

I would love it so much if xrandr was able to keep up with that and didn’t blink for 3 seconds every time you changed orientation

this is why we use [GitLab|SourceHut|Gitea|Codeberg|Forjego|Choose your favorite and insert it here]

(in other news it appears i have inadvertently discovered that the lemmy dialect of markdown supports rubytext)

yeah, ferroelectric RAM (F-RAM) has been a thing for a while. it’s persistent (nonvolatile), faster than DRAM, and more write endurant than flash. it’s not some top secret government technology either – you can just go buy it on digikey right now. the problem is that 512KB F-RAM modules are $20 a chip and ain’t nobody building a computer out of THAT