you are aware that wool can be harvested from a sheep without killing the sheep?

wait what

er, sorry, what is supposed to be wrong with this

basically how hitting a moose goes

“hey”

“hi”

“so what do you think is our place in the universe”

there are so many things wrong with this comment that i don’t even know where to start. this is intentional comedy, it has to be

Another day of being extremely thankful I decided not to learn JavaScript

Ditto, but Rust’s traits. God those are so fun. It’s like duck typing a la Python but you can just slap whatever methods you want on a foreign type without worrying about breaking anything because they’re only visible to the current crate (or other crates that import the Trait)

Java: “Sorry, but the developers of Peanut didn’t declare it to implement the Crackable interface, even though it has all the relevant methods, so if you want to treat it like a nut your choices are write a wrapper class or call those methods using Reflections”

I would love it so much if xrandr was able to keep up with that and didn’t blink for 3 seconds every time you changed orientation

this is why we use [GitLab|SourceHut|Gitea|Codeberg|Forjego|Choose your favorite and insert it here]

(in other news it appears i have inadvertently discovered that the lemmy dialect of markdown supports rubytext)

yeah, ferroelectric RAM (F-RAM) has been a thing for a while. it’s persistent (nonvolatile), faster than DRAM, and more write endurant than flash. it’s not some top secret government technology either – you can just go buy it on digikey right now. the problem is that 512KB F-RAM modules are $20 a chip and ain’t nobody building a computer out of THAT