By how easily you’re offended, your day was probably going to be ruined anyway.

I kinda like it. The off-centered main line allows labels to be written easier.

Tax breaks for the rich of course!

You have no power here! I use a standing desk.

I don’t think I’ve ever seen Megameter used before. I quite like how it sounds.

Sorry, what were the alternate takes about? Did they not have the kiss?

Wow, I had no idea Tom Morello was also the King of Jordan.

We were so blessed that Patrick Stewart left British stage acting for Star Trek!

Every time I see this I think there can’t be even more hilarious jokes that follow this same format, but this one is so good.

LED lights are a different shape from the old headlights, so it does make sense to experiment. But that said I agree with you, I like the old style too.

That sounds suspiciously like hormone therapy. Banned! /s

Probably, yeah.

7-Zip is a stupid name and I refuse to use it even if it’s better than WinRAR. Not like I ever open the interfaces anymore. I just right click and “extract here” so I don’t even know what to compare.

I think the vertical keyboards would have been fine, but not switching to Android definitely lead to their downfall. They had too much arrogance as the smartphone leader and thought everyone would move their apps to their system even though they were the ones playing catchup.

Blackberry died for this.