men that would love to smooth their man boobs down

Fun fact, men with gynecomastia were the original market for binders, and Underworks (a major binder manufacturer) still primarily manufacturers for them. At some point Underworks spun off a site for their transmasc customers but it’s still the same product.

I’m a trans guy who took an intro programming class in Fortran.

It’s significantly less awful than JavaScript.

Orlando has theirs in October, but in Florida you’re risking the drag queens getting heat stroke in June.

Stays hard the whole time, lol. Trans guys can go all night. ;)

Packers stay flaccid, what’s called “pack and play” (uncomfortably, that’s also a term for collapsible playpens) kinda fold down so you can pack with them and adjust them to be fully functional, but you’ve got all the problems of being a shower rather than a grower with those and they’re kinda in the way for daily wear. Most of the more gimmicky ones are bedroom use only but swapping for the bedroom is practical for other reasons.

I’m a trans guy so I’ve certainly browsed the options for detachable penii, I’ve seen one that does do the “turkey baster/ squirt gun” thing with some kinda facsimile batter, lol.

My keys are attached to my chain wallet, and my chain wallet is attached to the pants I’m wearing for the next few days.

Thankfully I haven’t forgotten the pants yet.

HRT is magic, but don’t expect these results from it alone, either there’s Photoshop at play or she’s had a decent amount of plastic surgery (no shade either way), I’m a trans guy and I used to be extremely curvy and I didn’t even look like this. I’m just saying this because I think unrealistic expectations from hormones can cause a really bad time for some people.

I haven’t seen them outside of nerd spaces in years, but the hypothetical coworkers might be entertained by American Gashapon. I think the Japanese ones are always higher quality stuff than ours but there were some entertaining toy lines in those.

Oh, that reminds me, I’ve got a milk crate full of old ham radio stuff. I should get my license and see if any of it still works…

I didn’t know there was an American Song Contest, and I’m an American who used to enjoy Eurovision.

… Maybe I was happier not knowing about it, lol.

Musk has a daughter that seems to have turned out okay, clearly they don’t all suck.

Harvey from Stardew Valley energy

I had Racket as an intro class language but haven’t really gone beyond the beginner level (I also took another beginner class in Fortran, long story but I don’t hate Fortran, lol) but at that level I enjoyed it. How similar is it to Clojure and what’s my next steps to actually being competent-ish (and maybe employable) from here?

People went out with chalk and made it rainbow again earlier this evening.

“I don’t know if you saw this study the other day but what this study clearly showed is that when people who have the ability to come downtown to an office don’t—when they stay home, sitting on their couch with their nasty cat blanket, diddling on their laptop—if they do that for a few months, you become a loser.”

He’s not wrong, but I sure hope that quote loses Mayor Frey the election, lol.

Piefed has community migration tools that Lemmy lacks, by moving to piefed communities got to keep old posts they otherwise wouldn’t have.

Maybe Shaun, the leftist skull on YouTube? I don’t recognize the quote but it seems like something he’d say and based on Lemmy’s politics I’d bet he’s popular here.

Groverhaus is a vibe coder built house. Load bearing drywall.

My local library has a small “free plant” shelf and I’ve just realized why.