“Psychologist” just means they were able to complete a degree program at all, C’s get degrees

Absurd, obviously a top shelf android would have a self-cleaning ass. I’m imagining an energy based cleaning system, simply incinerate all contamination using fire or lasers emitted from within the butthole

That is exactly what I was picturing, intersecting cracks for maximum output

Anything you’d do with a single-assed droid, but four times harder

Fuck it, let’s go in the opposite direction. We’re not obligated to perfectly emulate human anatomy, so why not give him four ass cheeks? Dual crack technology

A year later and you’re still wrong and too far up your own ass to admit it even when confronted with evidence assembled by people more qualified than you’ll ever be

I do

https://www.avma.org/sites/default/files/resources/dog_bite_risk_and_prevention_bgnd.pdf

The actual statistics, and the people most qualified to interpet and explain them, disagree entirely with you.

https://www.avma.org/sites/default/files/resources/dog_bite_risk_and_prevention_bgnd.pdf