Your friend should just buy a vibrator. Or 50 at the price of this knife.

Your friend is a pervert. I like them.

I will never know

50% less Newtons of force applied downwards as you cut through your food

Yeah, I agree or whatever. Not the same guy though.

https://seattleultrasonics.com/products/c-200-ultrasonic-8-chefs-knife

It vibrates at an ultrasonic resonance so you can cut a whopping 50% lighter.

I bought one to keep in my Tesla Truck full of Ouya consoles.

No, different Todd. He’s from Grand Rapids.

This is correct. The Earth and everything that it begets belongs to Todd. Todd is all that is. Todd is all that was. Todd is all that will ever be. Hail Todd.

I hate this website.

Will you put this screenshot of a 28 business names and their corresponding websites into an Excel file for me?