That would be scalpees.

So are closed source developers.

While singing “I want to break free” at full blast.

I didn’t even know we were hiring …

They can barely make the other device turn on reliably, let alone have enough planets aligned to let the other device access the internet.

Ron Howard narrator: Actually, they would need more.

NSF - National Socialist Fund.

Tell that to the guy who drives a 3 ton pickup truck to work every day, because of that one time 4 years ago he had to transport a fridge rather than pay £20 to have it delivered.

You build one wind farm near the man’s golf course and you’ve got an enemy for life. It’s been what, 15 years? Still hates them.

And the link goes to one of the Office 365 things that asks you to sign in every single time for some fucking stupid reason.

Oh, I’ve got awful code from 20+ years ago still in mine.

Spaced.

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0187664/

It’s love to see what it does with a several thousand line function from my production code.

I haven’t been down to test their public wifi in the cafe to see if that can access it.

The guy who installed it used to work for us and is a known clown, so it’s entirely possible.

Although if it is, there’s way worse things they can do from there. Like connect to the actual database for a start.

I did this just to reduce network latency. It’s not for public use, and tbh, I don’t think you can even get at it from outside the VPN.

As a cyclist, electric motorbikes are already a thing and belong in the traffic lanes. I’m not sharing a cycle path with idiots doing 40mph.

Given the price of electric cars, I’m expecting the electric vehicle for the masses will have two wheels.

Not really a lot of lactose in cheese iirc.

It’s been pretty decent.

Supports Dolby Vision/Atmos etc. Image based subtitles (e.g. those ripped from a disc) end up getting transcoded, but that seems the only thing it doesn’t natively support. Had trouble with AV1 but I’m not sure if that’s a general thing or that one specific file.

If you’re a celebrity over the age of about 70, I assume every media outlet already has your obituary ready to go and just update them if you do anything notable like winning an Oscar or getting done for noncing.