Blackout

No, you get to fuck an apple. As long as it’s consensual.

Oh I see it, it’s a schooner!

This is what they are talking about when they say the good ol days

I just make the numbers up if someone asks me. “Yeah Im on Lemmy. How many users? Uh 2 trillion the last time I counted”

Microsoft is in talks to buy Tik Tok and thereby make is so uncool it fails, so windows isn’t all bad.

Back in the 80s everyone thought that whale was going to be the hottest new actor in Hollywood. They were all trying to sign him, for a second it was thought he would be playing opposite Tom Cruise in Top Gun.

Of course you were ready

If that doesnt work try sticking the phaser under your chin and pushing the button

Says the man who’s never tried it.

Well I play my uno reverse card and do the same to him.

I can’t believe you discovered I am also “William Shat In Her”

Lower Decks is peak Star Trek. The humor is almost entirely related to previous ST series.

Is OP a Klingon agent sent to ruin our fun?