This child-murder truck is not child-murdery enough!

Anyone who thinks this shit is about “protecting children” is either hopelessly naive or wilfully ignorant.

The solution is of course to dismantle the climate monitoring infrastructure.

I like NaN bread!

Babylon Bee is not cool.

Not me. I really want a Linux phone but one that is artificially hobbled? No thanks.

It’ll come in like a wrecking ball.

The solution is of course to fire more scientists.

Death Party doing Death Party things

You’re just an NPC. You don’t have the permissions.

Who could possibly have seen that coming?

Do you have a few minutes to talk about our Lord and Saviour, Linus Torvalds?

A veritable answer.

You didn’t have to be a fiery-eyed climate activist for a long time, just somebody with basic financial literacy, that is able to look at the total cost of ownership of a vehicle.

No trackable device running? Very suspicious!

Oh no! Won’t anybody think of the poor oligarchs?

This describes it pretty well:

Petro-masculinity

Die Lösung ist natürlich, mehr Gaskraftwerke zu bauen.

Thank you for your very constructive contribution.

So we should push investment into renewable energy as much as possible? No? OK, more missiles it is, then.