I like these ones below. While I consider Star Trek the utopian ideal, and as a Canadian could use some Picard daddy energy in my life right now, this whole shitstorm feels more like a resistance, so went with Star Wars.

I really don’t dig the “I bought this before…” versions because they’re face saving, wordy, and somewhat defensive.

To paraphrase Office Space, “Why should I apologize, he’s the one who sucks!”

Their charging network’s handshake speed is just so far ahead of everyone else, as is their reliability.

Conversely, their vehicles’ fast charging curves are comparatively dog shit.

Yeah, I did a graph series on this once upon a time for my 2018 Model 3 LR RWD on Reddit and that’s pretty much what I found. However, this vintage has a resistive PTC heater not a heat pump, which isn’t great for efficiency.