I don’t understand the point of installing a web browser that only runs one website.

Yeah I think it’s best we don’t advertise this place. It’s a little strange.

What do you use the 4060 for?

That wiki has some pretty wild quotes:

Unlike professional hosting services with static IPs, residential plans assign dynamic IP addresses that change as often as the relationship partners of people with borderline personality disorder.

A hybrid drive… in MY 2024?

So nobody is going to ask about the rotary phone?