The captains log!!

He can’t handle my log!
(Also I’m afraid he might punch me after.)

He is about to date that log!

Riding the iceberg into battle!!

Thats my secondary/backup Proxmox server (but don’t rally need that nVidia gfx card).

For the actual (and off site) backups backup server I have an even older one.

The old PCs I don’t gift away just join the homelab, and homemuseum eventually.

So … this person is actually secretly connecting y’all together by having you bond over the shared experience?

Amazing!

You should start offering Skyrim jobs.

Your loneliness status won’t be affected tho.

Regular pour-over but where each molecule of water is in constant intradimensional flux?
(There is no difference)

A (domesticated) borg moka pot?
(It will be forced to accept the love & it’s cupboard space)

A half-espresso half-cold-brew mixed via transporter?
(So she could kill the monster, but like vampire style)

Why not both, I don’t AI knows the diff :)

There will be a coffee bit.

Thats a badass quote tbh, in fact, it goes so hard I’m accepting it as my headcanon - it is actually fairly what the coffee captain intended, threateningly.

funny … uncanny … = fanny?

AI is butts.

World is a fuck when it forces us to think and behave like this in order to behave morally.

(If it wasn’t clear, I completely agree with you & share the shame.)

… at first it was a bit funny, then it suddenly got a bit horny with Arwen (that’s was the point I decided I would watch this), but then it got real horny with that big ol’ dong Legolas was using as a pendulum to stabilise his jog (that’s the point when I started wondering if AI might not be a curse after all), and then I saw Stan Lee cameo as Gollum (that’s the point when the sudden post-nut clarity told me I don’t want an AI series).

Fuck AI.
(I’m not making a stand, this is more like a premonition, someone will fuck AI as soon as technically possible.)

Shouted “FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!” FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

So … not the combined works (verses) of the famous poet Fedy?

Year, Sauron didn’t forge the elven ones, … but also they weren’t finger rings so women were excluded.

Sauron & the elves knew that including stinky hobbitses into the marriage would never work.

Not sure why orcs didn’t get any tho.

This one seems less annoying, smarter.

That is just furry sys admins at Cloudflare sending you a hi, sup?

It’s kida sweet if you think about it.