First, holy shit she does not look 56. Second:

“It’s kind of odd that the thing I get celebrated for the most - people are always like, ‘Wow, you’re a woman and you’re gay’ - are the two things I put the - least work into.”

I love this quote

Wow. You made a lot of assumptions there, but this one is definitely wild:

in a country with no extradition treaty

Why on earth do you think I’m a criminal??

Bottom right is my dream. Give me a plot of wilderness to enjoy and I won’t need anything else from life

The FDA is happy to regulate clothing, but has zero interest in regulating supplements. For the record, there’s plenty of evidence of these unregulated supplements causing actual illness and harm.

Does this amplify the things spoken to you or just audio you are listening to? I have a broader sensory processing disorder, and I’ve really become picky about the types of situations I’ll go into because it takes such a huge toll. I think it would probably be easier to live with if I didn’t have to concentrate so hard on separating conversations from ambient noise

I can’t think of sporks without remembering this

"hi every1 im new!!! *holds up spork* my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!! lol…as u can see im very random!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me ^_^… im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO random!!! shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!! lol…neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!! DOOOOOMMMM!!! <— me bein random again ^_^ hehe…toodles!!!

love and waffles,

t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m"

Are you speaking as a mother or as The Sausage?

I have this quote (sans sausage) on so many things. Now I have to go update some of them, because that is so damn funny

Sausage long and prosper.

Peace and long sausage.

He would LOVE a Championship Belt

Hm. It might be that they are timing out because I’m using a VPN? Diyhrt.info definitely isn’t loading on my device. The .market link is loading if I wait an age lol

Sorry about that.

Every guide I clicked on in the top post was broken

I miss fun prints on furniture

Thank you for showing the correct pronunciation of pecan. No one understands me where I live because they all say peecan like weirdos.

I hear an ancient voice, whispering from the Void, and it chills my lightless heart

Sometimes I forget I have a video game tattoo lmao

It’s okay to use the word “British”, it’s not a slur or anything

That’s one of the things Gloria Steinem mused about in 1978

“If Men Could Menstruate”

It took until this year for doctors in the US to start giving a numbing agent for IUD insertion, so I think the medical industry as a whole underestimates the amount of pain people with uteruses feel

Yes, but most insurance doesn’t cover it if there’s no medical issue with the uterus or high risk of cancer. I spent two years trying to get mine removed, and even with a medical history of excessive pain and very long and unpredictable periods I can’t get it removed. For that problem they usually suppress cycles with progesterones.

They offered to take out one ovary when I was still considering medical transition 😭 I’m having pain and bleeding again with an implant that supplies progestin, and they still won’t remove my uterus lol

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