Yeah, I had an old gay Navy veteran who was always trying to come onto me.

My mentor at the time was an old lesbian, retired RN.

The stories they told were both amazing and horrifying.

They’ll just pretend like they don’t know each other when they cross paths at divorce court - just like they do at the liquor store.

I’m not sure what you mean.

Right? I’m about to install them now that I’m vertical and caffeinated.