

“Excuse me, do you have a place in your school to store Molotov cocktails?”
“No, why would we ever have something like that?”
“So I can put this anywhere? Cool, got it.”


“Excuse me, do you have a place in your school to store Molotov cocktails?”
“No, why would we ever have something like that?”
“So I can put this anywhere? Cool, got it.”


Get into a medical journal, you say?


Linux specifically targeted? Oh man, it’s been ages


Dang, people should email him for 15 years to find out!


The fear is in someone seeing you when you’re less able to ride off and spread your miasma.


I can smell your sinful sedan from here.


Please, stop, this is genuinely a major fear of mine. As in thinking about this daily. Worrying I’ll see someone I know and pretend I didn’t see them because I just let one rip.


The periphery of a forest has the luxury and burden of maintaining all of its branches on one side. Light reaches the entirety of a trees breadth and height there, so leaves and needles and branches do not cease to grow, unless their light is blocked out by something taller. So it follows that if you see an area on the exterior of a forest where the branches sit only at great height, that indicates logging and deforestation. Human tampering.
No longer is the wind broken, and no longer can animals flit and hide amongst the infinite branches encircling the place. It is effectively forever disturbed. A biome fundamentally altered. The howling forests of the modern era are a largely human invention. And not one that I like.
Healthy and full
Human tampering. (Or possibly disease in this case)


I always feel gross when I notice abrupt high branches on the fringe of a forest. Some of us, at least, notice.


“However, i’m quite fond of the smaller indoor letters.”


They can, but usually don’t. I’ve heard of systems being vulnerable to attack when resource usage is completely maximized. They can definitely cover up an intrusion or test a botnet, though, and I suspect this was a botnet test. Mastodon users overwhelmingly strike me as not worth unmasking. (And that’s a good thing)


For all we know, they achieved their goal, irrespective of .social’s uptime.


birdwing of egg_irl
Sounds like you already have ^^


That makes sense of it. It was years ago, and my memory was diluted by my contemporaneous stress. Thank you for making me feel a little saner.


Isn’t shatner maga scum?
Edit: apparently not. Who the hell was I thinking of?


I genuinely can’t tell what it was attempting to say. I’ve just learned that I cannot parse context and a stream of new idioms simultaneously.


Presently true in the UK. Just like normalcy, evil is entirely subjective and location and time period based.


Alright, so I’ve decided that characteristics held by 1/10th of the population are evil. I’ve got left handedness, homosexuality, and green eyes. What else is there?


I audibly gasped when he didn’t refer to Khan as “Mr Singh”
“I hate that I’m loud and offensive like my father, yet quietly paralyzed by self consciousness like my mother. But I love that I’m not violent like my father, though, under the right circumstances, I’m pretty alright with being hit like my mother.”
Finding yourself is weird