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Star Trek: the Combover

if you need adhesive remover, orange oil is great. they also sell medical grade adhesive remover for like 15 bucks a box of 75 wipes (the last time i bought some) at the medical supply store.

you can get adhesive barrier wipes to prevent tape rash. i like smith&nephews’s, i use 2/week to glue shit to me for 7+ days so if y’all go ham make sure i can at least buy that many please.

my dude, meat is already just a seasoning in my meals unless we’re doing BBQ. let people pick their own diets. they might have specific reasons that the one you’ve decided is best doesn’t work. i end up in the hospital rather frequently if i try to eat vegan. it really did not go well and the solutions we could think up to keep me out of the hospital were to either take out the foods with nutrients (because of course those were the ones putting me in the hospital) or to add in cheeses, eggs, and meats. i’ve always kind of had these two bucket list goals: first, to eat one of everything and rise to the top of the food chain, and second, to stay out of the hospital. so like, veganism really didn’t seem morally compatible with those life goals and i instead eat a lot of delicious delicious gyro and empanada (from the empanada bear)

i mean we need both the nitrate/nitrite i forget which and the phosphate fertilizer to maintain a good healthy soil and i think the shit is the phosphate one.

but i neeeeed my vitamin e. and my olives.

yeah, i know you’re exaggerating but if you are describing yourself and your exaggeration gets to 10 liters you are likely in doctor territory. you have what, 4-6L of blood in you if you’re an adult?

mister barclay you did not tell me you liked to play worms

i hear they’ll let anyone back there, you just gotta slip the door man 40 bucks or something

i am a food snob but i only ate there once and was disappointed. what was good?

so my wife, when we were first dating, she did not understand that i know how to enjoy cinema. any cinema. so she gave me a challenge date to watch twilight. she thought she was subjecting me to something awful but i’ve seen crossroads and glitter. edit wait shit don’t tell her i said that about glitter she loves mariah. so right away i decide that every word a vampire says is a pickup line from some dude who’s a hundred years old and does NOT understand women and i’m giggling through the entire thing. my wife does not understand how i’m actually enjoying this travesty of a film. finally she asks me why i’ve been giggling half the film and i explain. she gives me one of those long looks and then says that now she can’t watch twilight the same anymore. and then we spend the rest of the film giggling together.

my point is, some headcanons make the films better.

wait it was a series? i’m gonna need a whole bag of drugs

machete order is best. fuck podracing.

they had tuvix tuesdays where they all made margaritas and celebrated not having to deal with tuvix.

what a treat!

do you have a both a pc and cheddar?