I think mine is a little outside your pay grade but I appreciate the thought :3

i know homies kiss homies, but homies nibbling on homies necks has me worried about vampires and i’m like almost out of toum. i got like, maybe half a gallon left? that’s not enough.

not here, no

wait, i can get all snobby as fuck with my mason jars, not just hipstery? awwwww yisss

Also you should get a pony

I was so happy those years I lived in the us south. I earned my Y’all Card (I am now fully licensed to say Y’all) and it is pretty great

Do I gotta kiss em on the lips? I’m not prepared for this level of homeslicing. I’m in too deep please advise.

I grew up in and adjacent to surf world. Nobody used dudette back then. It was always just dude.

Same. I mean, dude is regionally gender neutral where I live so it’s less about my spaces

What if instead she senses chocolate and eats emotion?

Wait I can do better

Lucy, her sky diamonded

Lennon, his acid dropped

It’s because how dare they risk that good boy to cordry rocks and the other dangers of space?

why do you think that is a reliable source?

you legitimately think most of us are making 700k pretax? can i have some of your drugs? that’s like, less than 1% of my country makes that, not just 1% of the world

Wasn’t there that episode of Picard where 7 thinks Picard tells her to chill and have some special brownies?

Because they’re in LA. no other reason.

Just tuck your socks into your pants when the rats come running and you’ll be fine

He has spoken