What does not kill you can also make you an Alexander

Look I’ll get better at kissing okay

BEHOLD MY SALAMANDRISM

“It was named Ix, meaning planet who is not able to satisfactorily explain what a Twitter is, nor why it should choose to collapse on Elon Musk”

You’re right. We should call them planitos (or planitas if the dwarf planet is female)

What if we demoted pluto every few weeks as a compromise

And all those imaginary planet Xs we’ve had, can’t forget those.

Are we gonna have to start looking for planet Ix now?

Us and half the alpha quadrant

excuse me, i have a degree in bullshit. We have figured out everything. 1+1=2. The rest is left as an exercise for the reader.

At The Earth’s Core is about how you can’t mesmerize british people, and big mac boxes can breathe fire. I’m not sure if that’s political or not.