eh, when the landlord moved a business into their house and expected me to keep providing IT for free, but also for the business: I rate limited them to 5kbps. just enough to say it has internet, not fast enough to use the internet without timing out on every page. I got paid the next day.

so how do we get this included in the next version of windows

please tell me there’s no escape key and it happens at the speed the count would say it. i have ideas for pranks.

You make your apps open source because you’re an anticapitalist programmer.

I make my apps open source because I’m a cook and worry about allergies.

We are not the same.

People still have watchparties?

What if you poke it with a stick, like one would upon finding a raccoon or drug cartel?

Dammit i guess I better do it

That first season of tng showed us how functional data is I wouldn’t change it for the urge

What do you weave into your beard: lavender or cedar?

That’s just Shakira law. I’m not a hiplian, so I am not required to

Hold the mustard, please

They got rid of the mst3k/rifftrax channels?

I’m in this picture, except my wife suggested a start wars marathon this week so we’re watching those. Only one, maybe two to go!

There’s nothing so odd about that. Kemel Attaturk had an entire menagerie called Abdul.

We did Thanksgiving Feast today instead of tomorrow. One of my cats snuck into the kitchen while we were putting up Christmas decorations and started eating the whipped cream off the pie I just got out. The little shit.

Irish men look forward to marriage so their children can call them papa

Well I’m from Utica and I’ve never seen flags like these

I don’t need the space, I need the luxury. If I have to wipe with anything fewer than three ply, it could start a war

That luxury space communism better be gay

i’m afraid, is that a problem?