have you never been a major religious figure? you get to change that if you want.

i headcanon it was the phase inverters in the, um, transporter buffers

Oh yeah I know a few people. Rather, I’m part of a community where that pops up with such alarming regularity one dude I know (who had it and unfortunately is not with us anymore) swore that he was part of a government program to make plural identities.

Edit: also thank you for taking the time to explain

Alexis/Alexander is a common trans name choice here (bay area, California, Statesia), since (my presumption) you can go by Alex and slip into stealth mode as necessary. I’m sure that’s just one of the considerations that goes into choosing a name, I have not really done it and not for those reasons. A whopping twenty(ish) percent of the trans folk I know chose Alex variations, one because their name was already Alex and one because they like the name Alex. We haven’t gotten more into it than that.

My birth name has always been gender neutral. I have a weird relationship with gender and don’t like norms to begin with. My parents did a very good job of naming me. Sounds like your parents did a good job of naming you too

I think I see your problem.

Bad shoes.

Like, us they/them people? Or polygender folk? It’s not so much gender with me. I’m just weird.

My identity technically encompasses two names. Both are current and active. The one my parents gave me and then… Well, my gut is very very loud. It farts at people without my consent. Last night it got in an argument with my wife (all through farts) and I (or at least my brain) agreed with my wife. It named itself. Yes, via farts, but it was very clear what its name is (it likes the Muppets). As a clue to its name (and I will say yes to every guess, but I will be proud of you if you guess right just it won’t really be productive)

So I haven’t used an epilator but my shaving routine is pretty reliable, which is to forgo shaving cream and use the fancy mancy conditioner on the hairs you want to remove. Let sit for 30+ seconds then (if you’re shaving, shave) (if you’re using and epilator, I don’t know) (if you have to have a dry clean surface or whatever, rinse the conditioner out but the hairs will be soft and cuttable)

NOTE I don’t have a clue what I’m talking about but it works for my stink holes (armpits)

So like, I’m in a coffee shop and just seeing a picture of your shirt I’m having the same response as that someone who stopped you. I’m not Trans, I’m just weird and have strange body dysphoria from nerve damage. The dysphoria makes me feel a weird kinship with my trans siblings, and the weird makes me feel accepted by this shirt.

So like, I really really want this, I kind of want to go buy one for everyone in my family like it’s family photo day. Normally it’s my wife’s job to rein me in when I get like this but she’s at work good job dudes

no that’s yours

“i would like to think that i punched him so hard, he became an orphan first before he died”

It did it to itself thanks

and still has a damn lawn

i could use a blankie and a tuck in

Pigs in Space is Conan too this is my position

All I had to do was force feed my wife a couple SMW episodes and she said “oh! It’s a melodrama with costumes and lasers, and occasionally they have courtroom episodes where they ignore procedure and monolog and whoever gets the last one wins” and she loves it now

I consider this series Conan, having never heard of it before this moment