Hey, it wasn’t gay guys on the mountain, it was gay guys on where the leaves were long, the grass was green, the hemlock-umbels tall and fair, and in the glade a light was seen, of stars in shadow shimmering.

Get certifications, those end up being worth more than degrees

Also, friends in high places. Anyone that can help you skip the bullshit automated job market (filling infinite forms and tests for 1000 openings, only to never get any reply) is extremely important.

“Program is slow? Just get better hardware, brah!!! It’s cheap, bruh!!!”

Fuck you and anyone that thinks like that

Seems to be the little guy trying to keep eyes half underwater and half outside

“We’ve always done things this way, we ain’t changing!” - some folks in the Foss community, like those RCS maintainers

At least it doesn’t look like the kid ate the waffled glue

Sorry for all the onions, too, bud

On the bright side: the internets, videogames, plumbing and hot baths

i7-7700 with 16GB of RAM :/

What surprised me the most was the speed of the compilation, must be a very small program. I tried to compile Godot from source once. Force-stopped it after 3 hours

Brainfuck has entered the chat

There must be more join statements than column names

Reminder that “self hosting” media is an extra step, you can do the same with “saving media locally and playing it”

Lack of interest from their part. Right now, they have nothing to gain, fediverse is “small fry”, and if the attacks could be traced back to them, they’d have to deal with the PR shitstorm

What is stopping corpos from scraping everyone’s posts and stuff from the fediverse and train their AI?

They’re probably already doing that

They could literally sell it as immortality elixir, “Look and feel young forever!”

a script that only works on your machine

That’s why docker exists :D

Why does the artist’s sig look like AI writing??

hnn-geenks

And it was just an asshole form factor, a micro SD - memory stick adapter worked wonders on my psp