This is something I can get behind

A little firmware update and that floppy disc will be a hard 3.5 inch, but somehow still a floppy.

Jesse, we cook tonight!

It’s a federation game. It would be illogical not to call you on it. This counts towards the seeding in the next Genesis Device round.

Smokey, you crossed the neutral zone. That’s a foul. Mark it zero!

X Games has banned all electric dirt bikes from competition. All in the name of, and I quote, “maintaining a level playing field.”

It takes a true warrior to wield a phaser-laser-saber

It’s the Allspark! Wait, no, it’s the Borg.

This is my neighbor. He is a pain in my asshole. I get phasors, he gets phasors. I get transporter, he gets transporter. I get warp drive, he no get warp drive. Great success!

I want a dubbed version where they talk like borat. Great success!

That bulge is struggling to be seen

I’m just sad that we hunted the Nauga to extinction just for their sweet naugahyde.