Karyoplasma
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Karyoplasma@discuss.tchncs.deto Programmer Humor@programming.dev•Yes, I did spend time on this10·25 days agoYes, it’s easy to understand, but this ifelse is much safer because it “handles” uppercase and digits by just returning 0. If you’d call OP’s function with something like ‘A’, you’ll get nonsense data because it doesn’t have a default. (I think it will return whatever value currently resides in eax)
Karyoplasma@discuss.tchncs.deto ADHD memes@lemmy.dbzer0.com•I'm going to murder you nowEnglish52·5 months agoI took speed once with a friend and he was completely off the rails, I didn’t feel anything. Is that a bad sign?
Karyoplasma@discuss.tchncs.deto ADHD memes@lemmy.dbzer0.com•Do they just think about the same fuckin' thing forever?English3·5 months agoRoyal jelly for queens is stored in special compartments that are constructed specifically to rear a new queen and they drop the larvae in there. Wikipedia has a pic.
Karyoplasma@discuss.tchncs.deto ADHD memes@lemmy.dbzer0.com•Do they just think about the same fuckin' thing forever?English3·5 months agoOther insects mostly. Technically also birds, but birds are too quick and too strong so the fight is usually over before the bee can sting.
Karyoplasma@discuss.tchncs.deto ADHD memes@lemmy.dbzer0.com•Do they just think about the same fuckin' thing forever?English1164·5 months agoBees don’t die when they sting. They have a barbed stinger, human skin is elastic and that’s why they get stuck. Our first reaction is to swat or swipe on the site of stinging which rips their stinger off by force. If you leave the bee alone, it will wiggle and twirl around, trying to get itself unstuck and sometimes that is successful, sometimes they’re fucked. The bee didn’t really commit suicide when stinging, you killed it.
Also, did you know that the queen bee has almost full control over their offspring? It works like this: The queen bee only mates once in her life during the nuptial flight and stores the sperm in her spermatheca (like a sperm sac), the drone usually dies in the process because mating tears their endophallus off and the trauma kills him. After founding a colony the queen can now choose whether to fertilize her eggs or not and if she does, a female larva will hatch from the fertilized egg, else a drone larva will hatch through a process called haploid parthenogenesis.
The destiny of becoming a queen or a worker depends entirely on the diet the female larva is fed: all larvae are fed royal jelly (a special secretion from worker bees) for a few days and then worker bees are switched to what is called bee bread which is a mix of pollen and nectar while future queens stay on the royal jelly diet. The royal jelly lets the bees develop their ovaries, making them capable of laying eggs. Technically, all worker bees can lay eggs (which could only produce drones), but in a healthy colony, they will be switched off the royal jelly soon enough so that this rarely occurs.
So, in a way, worker bees can stage a mutiny if they are unhappy with their current queen by feeding a larva royal jelly, rearing a new queen.
Bees are awesome.
Karyoplasma@discuss.tchncs.deto Programmer Humor@programming.dev•*Permanently Deleted*49·6 months agoI’m number 4, but instead of looking for a job, the pattern is subject to my crippling depression. Most of the time I simply feel that it’s pointless to work on my projects, so I don’t :(
Karyoplasma@discuss.tchncs.deto Programmer Humor@programming.dev•Make Bash Great Again!!4·6 months agoTracing…
Karyoplasma@discuss.tchncs.deto Climate - truthful information about climate, related activism and politics.@slrpnk.net•Trump declares war on state climate laws | The president signed an executive order late Tuesday that aims to “stop the enforcement” of a broad swath of state climate regulations.25·6 months agoEasy to do if you don’t have to live in the mess you leave behind. Age limit when?
Karyoplasma@discuss.tchncs.deto Programmer Humor@programming.dev•I want a programming language that supports German style composite words3·7 months agoEi fa “Wochedaach” nadierlich. Wie em de Schnawwel gewachst is.
Pseudocode/general thought process walkthrough should be the only thing imo. Oh no, the interviewee forgot a semicolon, so he is trash at coding and is a no-fit is complete bullshit.
Karyoplasma@discuss.tchncs.deto TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name@lemmy.world•It's because we don't have a style of music called "Jizz."0·10 months agoI have never watched even a single episode of Star Trek, but I like you guys for your memes.
The OP replied a few time as well, reiterating that this is a serious project. They even uploaded some of the “photorealistic” models, but the pics are offline, sadly.
I don’t think it was ever truly revealed whether it was an elaborate troll or just a spark of adolescent folly.
This reminds me of a legendary thread in the forums of the German gaming magazine GameStar:
https://www.gamestar.de/xenforo/threads/world-of-warcraft-2.337502/
Imagine thinking it’s a mental disorder when you are nice to people you like. Explains a lot about the world tho.