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Jeffery Combs as a different character in every single episode of Star Trek ever made:

It’s from American Pie. Personally, my favorite quote from that movie is: “Hey ladies. I have an 11 inch penis. Around. Think about it.”

At my old school, we weren’t allowed to eat gach…

My clock says 404… I guess it can’t find the time 🤷🏻‍♂️

The pattern buffer was corrupted during transport, which explains the physiological differences.

I’m dead 💀

The Traveling Wanker, they call him.

How can I be a good man if we don’t discuss what a good man is?

This is why I like weed. It’s not so much the body feel (though that is a nice bonus), as much as it quiets my mind and allows me to have some fucking peace and quiet in my own head.

The one time I tried something that said it would make me feel like having sex with God, it was that God damn binaural beats bullshit.

Energy. They just need the atoms.

It’s just to reimburse Starfleet for the energy used in transporting her.

The dips I see on Lemmy are probably from people actually working. I at least have a job where nobody cares if I use my phone because I can still work while fucking around on it, so long as it’s not in the dining room where customers can see me.

I’m practically a fixture on Lemmy, and I view everything sorted by newest comments so I see only new posts and posts actively being participated in through replies and I’d say it’s only slightly less active than Reddit appearance wise. Surely there is less things being posted over all, but I can just refresh the page every few seconds and get entirely new posts almost every single time, barring a few hours in the middle of the week.

I know that someone has a statistic site for Lemmy that could actually show you exactly what you wanna know, but I haven’t saved the URL and don’t know it off the top of my head.

I can tell the difference. It’s not much of one, but it’s there.

First, the added crunch. Second, if they’re toasted I can hella taste them. Nut flavors tend to overpower and permeate everything to me. It’s one reason I don’t like foods made with peanuts or cooked in peanut oil; all I taste is the damn peanut. Sesame oil has the same effect, but sesame itself isn’t quite as strong as peanut or walnut and, at least with the Asian food it usually is found in, compliments the other flavors way better.

Does it make enough of a difference that I care? No. No it does not.

They really wanted to use this scene in the episode where Crusher is fucking a ghost, but the legal department wouldn’t let them.

Wrong franchise. This is Picard.

Blogging and posting things that don’t fit anywhere else.

I also missed being able to just self-post onto my own profile, which is why I made !pillow_talk@lemmy.world. Use it as a catch-all for anything you want. The only rules are not to break the site rules.

Our rock has orbited around our star by 1. Hip hip hooray. (Monotone)