I once watched bake off on ITV and I swear it was 10 minutes of ads to 3 minutes of show, 50min episode took like 2.5 hrs to watch, it was nuts.

Of course fucking Scott Morrison was there. Luckily everyone who attended is now dumber for having had to suffer through his presence. We know there’s no God because that giant fucking dildo exists.

Sounds like the DOGE need to investigate the DOGE, seem like a pretty inefficient department rife with poorly planned and abortive work

How are they supposed to push lies and bile to users if the tech companies can’t push lies and bile?!

This was probably Mike Johnson’s initiative so she now has an office nice and close to her assigned bathroom.

Yeah sucking up to an old fat man with incontinence really screams alpha. If only Zuckerberg had had a chance to grow up outside of his ridiculous tech bro bubble he might have learned some basic social skills and built an actual identity. Instead he’s scrambling in front of an audience of millions to not look like the husk of a human that he is.

Is Zuckerberg trying to mimic Trump’s terrible tan and get an get an in by seeming like he’s just like Trump?