I want to be in the debauchery wing.

Anything to keep from doing their jobs. Probably not someone you want at your wedding anyway.

It turns on Zuck.

I suggest trying it out, it’s fun and the plugins and DAWs are like cool toys. I don’t record my guitar work, but make ambient songs and whatever else I want to experiment with like beats and effects. You can get started with free/cheap versions of the software tools. I have published a few songs to streaming services and we’ll see how that goes.

I have considered creating VST effects for DAWs. I’m better at software than electronics and I have started doing music production so that would be a better fit for me.

Pedals, you say? I might have to look into that…

If you have started a hobby, then you probably know enough to fake it for a brief conversation at least. Maybe a few dead projects laying around that you could point to? I don’t think they will give you a pop quiz. Oh well, you might have to pick up that hobby again to cover for your lies.

You just claim the cool sounding ones.

I don’t have a problem with ai. I just want to go use it when I want. I don’t need it controlling my pc or anything like that. I guess if you are old or disabled it could be a benefit, but mostly unnecessary.

Just kicking technical debt down the road.

Smart, you don’t want some hacker to drown you remotely.

Very phallic.

You would need a pinecone bazooka or something.

Black magic, really. Best not to know.

So…religion bad now? So confused.

Mr fancy pants with a bin.

Make them stand up.

Why do you want to work here? I love soulless corporations and tedious work.

That bridge looks pretty stout.

I think a lot of them don’t know their ass from a hole in the ground.