pokes head into the crossposted thread

Sure smells like ableist in there. Perfect example of why comment sections should not be merged.

So I wasn’t expecting to be assaulted this early in the morning but apparently you’re my coworker.

I want off this ride, Mr. Bones…

Excellent comic, now with more pixels and attribution:

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Have beard. Can confirm.

Some do. Indirectly.

Not a single one of those words is cromulent, I swear on my aunt’s borschtum.

“Well at least it’s better than Delaware.”

…

“…goddammit.”

Now now, let’s not be hasty.

C’mon ya green-blooded freaks!

TIHI

That butterfly is so big they’re gonna have to send out Godzilla to counter it.

sobs energetically

Please do not buffer me, Transporter Chief
My mind is torture, unceasing grief
I do not want to be suspended
I’d rather be directly ended
Transmute me into an alien race
Or transport me to empty space
Anything really, so long as it’s brief
I beg of you, Transporter Chief

Just one more merger bro…

Urban dictionary has been shit for ages now.