“Your tax dollars are being stolen”

Rare moment of clarity from our global barony.

Or maybe use a better workflow where you’re not first finding issues after the work is already done?

He’s an engineer - of course he’s missing fingertips!

Interview: “reverse this binary tree with an algorithmic efficiency of O(1)”

Job: “The marketing team would like you to indent this button by 10 pixels”

It just occurred to that in Yorkshire dialect a while loop would actually be an until loop. Directives to the rescue!

My favourite of this is when the line number is the first line of a massive multi-line statement with object initialisers and chained lambdas.

One time at my uni the sci-fi soc sang Faith Of The Heart at the fresher’s fair. That year had the lowest new intake ever.