Nomecks

"You incompetent hu-man! You failed to apply the proper NSFW warning to this post, and now you’ve cost me latinum and dignity! I was on the transport tube, minding my own business, when I read this. Instantly, my lobes tingled, my hands acted of their own accord, and before I could recite Rule of Acquisition #62—The riskier the road, the greater the profit—I was engaging in some… highly unprofitable public activity!

The other passengers? Outraged! Shocked! One even threatened to call station security! And now, thanks to you, there’s an entire transport car of Ferengi collectively engaging in the act of oo-mox! Disgusting! Uncivilized!

You owe me reparations for the lost business deals, the humiliation, and the potential bribes I now have to pay to avoid permanent transport banishment! Next time, apply the proper content tag, or better yet, make it a premium, latinum-exclusive post so only the truly worthy may risk public disgrace!"

Nuclear war is cannon.

*nuclear war

It’s a high security location. I’ve been to ones with blast resistant walls and windows in lobby.

Good luck trying to get two people through most datacenter man traps. They weigh you and monitor whose in the trap. You can’t even sneak equipment out.

Send the emails to your company’s legal team. It’s not your fight.