Haha! I’m gonna sabotage their sewer li… Oh you meant the other thing. I’m still onboard.

That used to drive me absolutely insane when I was young. And it was almost always swishy pants. Who’d have thought all that time that it was just someone else’s ADHD rubbing mine the wrong way.

Yup and it’s always something you NEVER lose, like wallet, cell phone, keys, because they’re so important. But this one time, THIS FUCKING TIME!

For me, it was more like “I can’t do anything else or I’ll miss ____”. But I had plenty of time to kill to get something done. So I’d be ready to go 3 hrs early and just sit there. Especially if it was something where I had to look nice.

Do it enough and they’ll give ya one at some point.

I can not shave you! I can’t even shave myself! So just shave yourself!

That doesn’t explain at all how a tree would get sequestered into solid permafrost.

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How could permafrost be considered a sink? Wouldn’t it have to continue to grow to be a sink? It’s not like if a tree or bush dies in the northern latitudes these days, it’ll get pushed into the ground before it rots. So how would new carbon get locked into the permafrost? Just it’s roots?

Buy one and don’t fly it.

“if I meet that mfer after the fall, I’m gonna run him over in a tank with a mine flail”

Thanks for that, that’s interesting and mostly makes sense (some of that page went over my head).

Coors light it is, thanks meme.

What’s that do for this?

Bwahahaha! You failed to see my trap! For I am crrrrrAAAYYYYZY! While you were confused, I stole all of your kohlrabi!

I’m going to be rather egalitarian about it. Except I’m going to make asparagus and brussel sprouts go extinct. Or at least black market.

Honestly that’s way better than getting off the couch and using my feet.

POOF Utah. Me: “uhhh” POOF Couch. Me: “oh right…” Saves stranded hikers Poof couch. Me: “God damnit, I forgot jello”

In just 2 years a river an ecologist once called “the cleanest river he’d ever seen” turned off the charts toxic. It’s wild to me that they keep talking about the year 2100. Or even 2050 at this point.

The military even does this while training. Soldiers, like children, will often ignore signs of heat exhaustion or dehydration. So they keep a stringent eye on wet bulb temps, and procedures. At heat cat 5 I think it was 15 minutes of work, and 45 rest of I remember right. He’ll in basic they made us drink a full cantine before lunch, and again before bed at the bare minimum.

Oh shit, that’s way worse! I thought they were using recycled saw dust! WTF?!? How could anyone think that’s a good idea?!?