Huh, I figured this out myself a decade ago. It’s getting to be about time to go through it again.

Pencil tips in erasers so the eraser makes pencil marks as you erase?

Getting things stuck in other things?

Oh, I’ve never tried them inside out…

I fucking hate wearing socks but ever since I got COVID my feet are always cold, so now I wear socks and still hate it.

That sounds like an allergy and not lactose intolerance then, RIP

Use lactaid?

How do I do I how I do I do I how do

Nope, doctors usually say “teehee, brown recluse never bite anybody!”

I know 2 people that received recluse bites. One almost died and the other ended up with a big chunk of flesh taken out of their leg.

Do you live in an area that has them in high numbers?

They might be reclusive nesters, but they’re a hunting spider and they constantly roam around looking for food. They’ll roam around your bathrooms, blankets, clothes, and they’re fast AF boii.

Important things are keeping your bed away from the walls, checking the blanket and pillow before you get in bed, and checking clothes and shoes before you put them on, since like you said, they can bite if trapped between something and your skin.

Black widows can go outside, but they generally like to stay outside anyways. I’ve never seen one in the house.

Brown recluse love being indoors.

I accidentally rolled over a jumping spider with my chair, it made me sad.

The brown recluse can get fucked though.

Yeah we do actually do this with peppers from friends that have more room for growing stuff when it’s not -3837473837 degrees outside.

Yes, I will buy secondhand Bell peppers.

I feel like most 300 page novels could easily be 3 movies.

Nothing gives me hope.

At least there is some small respite.