Better than Gowron eyes

Mastodon could be cool.

But lemmy is the killer app for activity pub

Bankrupt billionaire businesses

This is the sort of high quality shitpost I come here for.

One small error:

RIKER ALWAYS PACKING THAT TROMBONE

Only episodes I skip of almost all the shows I habitually watch.

When all of them start signing. Ugggghgghgghggghh

Stamets is the SNL Weekend Update Norm Macdonald to my Colin Quinn.

Norm was the goat. But Colin was criminally under-appreciated.

Thanks for Guinan us through these days!

When the tromboner gets tromboning the trombonees catch feelings. Happens every time. Be careful Ro.

“I got hoes in different galactic quadrant codes”

Oh snap.

Went worfs spine

“You got it all wrong man, you’re commander Riker, I’m lieutenant Riker or ‘Thomas’ if you’re not into the whole brevity thing”

System works as designed. What was the problem?

Notice there’s no black folks in Mayberry

1 3 1 2 let’s go!

This is top tier (bottom tier?) shitpost.

I love it so much. It makes me laugh. But no one I show it to gets it.

The goal of the agricultural department is not to provide the country with safe agricultural resources.

The go of the agricultural department is to punish people.

You know what I got for day of honor this year? It was a banner f***in’ year at the old son of mogh family. I got a barrel of blood wine. The old man grabbed me and said "Hey. Drink up, cha’dich”

This is great news. We can’t colonize space with fossil fuels.

And I want an x wing.

Upvote for visibility

These are good questions

Oh war is always the answer

Only a bat leth can conquer dishonorable enemies

You know we got to fin d a way

To make dying good today

Neat

Captain America when he remembers oz