More like php, VBA or Scala. I know, many like Scala, but… Nah.

I like boobs and I came in contact with way too many horrible languages ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

*visual basic for applications

Pfffft, Data could as well.

You’d need a shovel to clean up that room.

I’m way too tired to destroy anything but a second coffee.

And could I use your washing machine? Mine broke down yesterday 🫠

No

Why have I been surprised by heise running their own instance? :-D

Nice, that image has been optimized for dialup internet. How many pixels are that, fifty? 😐