I am literally a prophet in the Mormon church. God has told me to invent Mormon Occultism to be the left hand of God; while the right hand leads the flock on the path, the left hand goes into the tall grass and helps those who are very lost. I act as an attractor membrane to the Orthodox Mormon church; I am the quasi-opposition that rebels in the church will flock to, while being a map for secular people to begin to understand that God is not an invisible sky wizard. We are not featherless bipeds on an Earth. The Earth is an illusion and exists uniquely inside each of us pockets of consciousness called monads in a monadic nodal communication system.

Tell me if you understood, for I can clarify.

Yea, I think it’s goldslager, however that’s spelled, puts micro flakes of gold in their drink and the rumor is it gets you drunker by chafing your throat to absorb alcohol faster. I don’t think that’s true, but that’s where I learned gold is in some foods/drinks. I know the Uber rich can order stuff like gold ice cream which has edible gold leaf on it, which is just about the stupidest god damn thing I’ve ever heard of in my life.

Bro, anything is edible if you try hard enough. Likewise, everything is smokable if you try hard enough.

Carve a visage of it in your flesh. That’s what I do to save all my memes then remake them from scratch each time I want to post them, at least.

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I could stick that whole potato on display in my ass and I wouldn’t succeed in the theft because it would just fall right out of my dilapidated boipussy. My dick hole might hold it, though, especially if I have an erection.

Y’know those fishing tales told by ICE officers are as real as Abagnale’s stories, right?

It’s like we’re all in on it