Never said it didn’t exist lmao

I’m not buying anything Xiaomi.

I personally use one of those rotary style shavers with the three, articulating blades. You can really press hard and get a very close shave with it to where even with sandpaper stubble like mine, you’re smooth as butter.

The disadvantage is it isn’t precise, so you’re not going to want to get close to anything complex that sticks out like genitals or a nose, but it’s plenty good enough for a jaw/chin.

At that point you have to invest in all sorts of shaving accessories to get that really close shave, because nobody needs rug burn on their clit or sphincter.

I appreciate your good advice but I was joking, inventing a scenario in which she literally could not.

Yeah unfortunately I’m completely covered in permanent metal spikes.

i DoN’t KnOw, CaN yOu?

(ladies love it when you’re obnoxiously sassy to force them to use more specific phrasing)

You’ve got a nice ass.

I like Plasma.

I can’t see downvotes and a lemmy.world admin threatened banning me for my half of a sarcastic spat.

Instances definitely matter.

Where’d you learn Docker basics? I pretty much have no clue what’s going on every time I try to even start.

le gem

All of your links hijack my Lemmy client to take me to imgur.