Miles O'Brien

murder some transporter freak

Daily reminder that Janeway Did the Right Thing.

She absolutely killed Tuvix. But it was the right call at the time, being stranded 70 years from home.

Listen here you little shit…

Definitely out-sluts Riker, I can’t see Riker hooking up with an insectoid.

… Okay find me another one.

Okay okay okay.

It’s a funny meme, but Picard had more game than Kirk and it’s not even close.

Kirk was a super nerd who did super nerd shit to beat a unbeatable test.

Picard got into bar fights with nausicans and threw down with klingons.

The only reason anyone thinks it’s the other way around is their first officer.

Spock was the super level headed logical voice of reason, and anyone looks like a bad ass hunk in comparison.

In contrast, Riker would bang anything with a pulse that was willing. Arguably anything femme enough, or at least masc-stereotype enough, that also wanted him, was open for The Riker Maneuver. And anything standing in his way either gets intimidated or beaten down.

I challenge anyone to find mea being that looks like a slutty hothead in comparison to Riker.

The future we are barreling towards:

Shhhhhhhh. No worries now.

Only dreams.

If you ask dumb questions, you’ll get dumb answers.

In five years, I’ll still be fixing someone else’s problem. Maybe yours, maybe somewhere in the delta quadrant. Who knows.

^{I swear I’m going to put all of you in the pattern buffer…}

The moment I heard someone say “we cannot allow Iran to have nuclear weapons” I immediately thought of the Back to the Future scene where Marty goes “Hey I’ve seen this one before!”

I wouldn’t know.

I’ve never used them.

I’ve never even seen them.

Funny Spock

Oh god please no

Give me socially awkward, trying to be funny but not quite getting it yet Spock.

Sorry about that sensor glitch, I’ll get right on repairs.

I’ve got to figure out how they keep slipping past the isolation matrix…

Congrats to all who have that pain and wanted it! You go girls women!

And to those who don’t yet know the pain, I wish you luck in your journey.

To many people nowadays, the actual job itself doesn’t matter, it’s the fact that it’s a job and it pays.

Shiny!

Oh look, the problem continues to be capitalism doing what capitalism does.

I am shocked.

Shocked, I tell you.

It’s the texture.

The taste is distinct, but not really bad. I don’t mind the mild flavor left over in a sandwich that had a tomato slice.

But I can’t stand the texture of a tomato. Not sure exactly why, but even a small chunk in soup or salsa makes me gag. I blend salsa up so it’s consistent.

And onions are both for me. A tiny piece of onion will ruin the entire burrito. From the weird crunch to the taste that lingers even after I down a few chips and half my drink.

I go through onion powder fairly quick though, I add a little bit to a lot of my dishes.

My two least favorite things individually, yet essential to so many delicious things.

I would immediately use them to make some food and bring it over.

I have it on good authority that you may fascinate a woman by giving her cheese.

Although it looks like I’m two hours late on that reference…

My wife thinks I’m obsessed too.

She’s right, of course.

But she doesn’t have to remind me of it…

Joke’s on her, I turned her into a nerd. She bought the silmarillion.

I’ll be deep in the Goddes’s embrace before I pronounce it “oRiOn”, you blue-skinned bastard!