Miles O'Brien

He was more than a hero.

He was a union man.

Millions of tax dollars invested in programs, thousands of tax dollars in this case alone brought a hardened criminal mastermind to justice, over a bicycle that cost the company maybe $50 from the manufacturer.

I hope someone along the line stopped at any point to realize how colossally wasteful it was.

Friendly educational reminder that the most effective way to shoot down a drone is 12ga bird shot and clay target loads, you don’t need to pierce the body you only need to break the propellers. Your range isn’t infinite, but it’s better than video games would have you believe. Of course this information is only relevant if you decide to substitute clay target shooting with drones, as one does.

Whenever two or more major characters enter a holodeck, or are interacting with multiple people who enter a holodeck:

“it looks like a little toucan in his pants!” my wife while watching this.

It’s not a bad song.

It’s just super different than the rest of the franchise.

Nothing is perfect, every show has its ill-fitting parts, enterprise just decided to make it the theme, instead of slapping it here and there in episodes.

I say let your freak flag fly. Fuck the haters. Enjoy your ^garbage intro song.

You can never get a word in edgewise when he’s around.

No chief engineer has ever asked why my favorite transporter rooms require so much extra power.

Well… Not more than once, anyway…

Well, even Kim has a plate. All the bridge crew from VOY have one!

Kim: I literally saved the ship and everyone inside on multiple occasions, literally rewrote history, and I’m still an Ensign.

Paris:I haven’t gotten anyone seriously maimed or disobeyed huge important orders in awhile, so they promoted me.

You should see the things Riker gets up to in Quark’s holosuites.

I don’t think the universal translator will even allow me to tell you.

murder some transporter freak

Daily reminder that Janeway Did the Right Thing.

She absolutely killed Tuvix. But it was the right call at the time, being stranded 70 years from home.

Listen here you little shit…

Definitely out-sluts Riker, I can’t see Riker hooking up with an insectoid.

… Okay find me another one.

Okay okay okay.

It’s a funny meme, but Picard had more game than Kirk and it’s not even close.

Kirk was a super nerd who did super nerd shit to beat a unbeatable test.

Picard got into bar fights with nausicans and threw down with klingons.

The only reason anyone thinks it’s the other way around is their first officer.

Spock was the super level headed logical voice of reason, and anyone looks like a bad ass hunk in comparison.

In contrast, Riker would bang anything with a pulse that was willing. Arguably anything femme enough, or at least masc-stereotype enough, that also wanted him, was open for The Riker Maneuver. And anything standing in his way either gets intimidated or beaten down.

I challenge anyone to find mea being that looks like a slutty hothead in comparison to Riker.

The future we are barreling towards:

Shhhhhhhh. No worries now.

Only dreams.

If you ask dumb questions, you’ll get dumb answers.

In five years, I’ll still be fixing someone else’s problem. Maybe yours, maybe somewhere in the delta quadrant. Who knows.

^{I swear I’m going to put all of you in the pattern buffer…}

The moment I heard someone say “we cannot allow Iran to have nuclear weapons” I immediately thought of the Back to the Future scene where Marty goes “Hey I’ve seen this one before!”

I wouldn’t know.

I’ve never used them.

I’ve never even seen them.

Funny Spock

Oh god please no

Give me socially awkward, trying to be funny but not quite getting it yet Spock.