Trans women are women, and that’s why they belong in the kitchen!

My parents planted a tree for each of their kids, so I know where my tree twin is!

More coffee would probably be more violations. Less coffee would be more war crimes.

Always follow your dreams, unless those dreams are in Russian or Iranian airspace.

Me: It was a metaphor!

Them, falling rapidly: Would’ve been nice to know a few seconds earlier.

Imagining janeway trying to drink coffee and the coffee remaining motionless and level within the mug.

Troll account.

The artist really gave up early. Some of the positions just look superimposed over the chair.

What’s Tim the enchanter doing there?

I had some commented out test methods. I deleted them. The program failed to compile. I put the test methods back, still commented out. Worked fine.

I don’t question the machine spirits.

regurgitate everything he swallowed at the end if the day feels pretty inhuman.

There’s an ED joke in here but I’m not nearly spicy enough to make or post one.

“Not slacking off!”

Sometimes I do toss my wallet and keys right next to each other on the stairs and that helps. The issue is when I grab something from my car and absentmindedly set them somewhere else and don’t realize until I need them again. Tile might be life changing for me lol.

Is there a kind of adhd for precisely calculating exactly how long it will take to get ready and travel to wherever and staying in bed until the last minute, only to realize you’ve misplaced your wallet and keys and end up 20 minutes late anyway?

I knew where everything was until my gf organized it. Everything in its place pile.

Yep keys clipped, wallet right hoodie pocket, if they aren’t there they don’t exist anymore.

This is the reason I’m one of those weirdos that clips a key carabiner to my belt. My key fob died so I always lock the car from inside while getting out, but if no keys… So I always did the belt slap while getting out. If it jingled, good to go.

Have you tried unplugging your computer, going out into the woods, and returning to monke?

Capy turns evil. Capy is too chill to care. Hot spring time.

If he doesn’t empathize he doesn’t have a soul.