God. Damn. It. Take your upvote and get out!

*tosses you out of the saloon window.

I haven’t messed with it yet, but ddclient works with a lot of domain registrars.

https://github.com/ddclient/ddclient

ddclient even suggest these as alternatives:

https://github.com/troglobit/inadyn

https://github.com/lopsided98/dnsupdate

I wouldn’t visit this site without using Tails on a USB thumbstick via a coffee shops wifi.

Feels like a honeypot to surveil people who disagree.

Tom Kenny also met his wife, Jill Talley, and married her while on Mr. Show. She went on to be the voice of Karen, Plankton’s computer on Spongebob.

It’s why one of my favorite sketches is where they lampoon daytime Christian television where it’s for worshipping Satan instead and Tom and Jill host it together. Jill rocks that absurd large hair.

An unfun fact is that the priest at the end of the blowjob sketch is Jay Johnston who is more well known for his roles in Bob’s Burgers, The Sarah Silverman Program, and the January 6th Insurrection, for which he was arrested and charged.

Do you really believe that court cases are decided by juries making decisions based on evidence and lawyers arguments?

Oh-ho, Danny! How could you be so naive?

Dan, court cases are decided by a series of blowjobs. In fact, our entire civilization is built on blowjobs. Everything from medicine to religion to dev ops.

Going out to all our missing homies.

Crusher, you’re too high, that’s not how you hotbox a shuttle!

Captain Buddy Cole has a nice ring to it.

Time loops you say? Congratulations, you played yourself.

You can’t just upload pictures of me to the internet like that.

Super Hans has the solutions… and also drugs.

Blazin’ Bev is disappoint.

Grow community gardens. Learn to grow plants with medicinal value. Create community mesh networks. Create communal living arrangements. If you have a well, make it a community well. If you have solar panels, fill batteries for the community and/or allow them to draw from your power. Do anything you can to disconnect from the capitalist machine that is killing us. Do more than make signs and chant.

They are already doing some of the work for us in devaluing the dollar and crashing the economy. Create parrallel systems that don’t rely on that.

Yes it means you’ll be giving up coffee. Sorry.

morale*

Possibly, I don’t remember the intro very well, and just went off a gif I could find. I never particularly liked the Jetsons but I was left alone with cartoons as a babysitter way too much as a kid.

Soon:

Related: The Cannon Travel was legit one of my favorite parts of the video game Secret of Mana.

Me, getting home from work after working a grueling two hours pressing The Button.

Yes, a big plot point in The Jetsons was that he felt overworked by being expected to work a couple hours a day where he sat at a chair mostly not pressing The Button.

Except they always do it in the dumbest ways because they don’t want to have to rub elbows with plebeians. They want their own private service, every time.