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Sonotsugipaa
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Sonotsugipaa@lemmy.dbzer0.comto Programmer Humor@programming.dev•Tell me the truth ...English10·2 months agoThat’s only for C++, as far as I can tell that struct is valid C
Sonotsugipaa@lemmy.dbzer0.comto Programming@programming.dev•Noncoders are using AI to prompt their ideas into reality. They call it 'vibe coding.'English28·2 months agoI’m going to call that “vibe downvoting”
Sonotsugipaa@lemmy.dbzer0.comto Programmer Humor@programming.dev•ultimate storage hackEnglish4·2 months agoRelatable tbh
Sonotsugipaa@lemmy.dbzer0.comto Programmer Humor@programming.dev•js is in the "pure embodiment of hell" category along with vb.net and phpEnglish2·3 months agoConcepts are already here - (as of now) they fix a subset of this, and errors messages can still be extremely long.
They’re less like “here’s every single template parameter of the involved types” and more like “this template thingy has many specializations with different constraints, here’s a list of all of them and why none of them are satisfied with your parameters”
Sonotsugipaa@lemmy.dbzer0.comto Programmer Humor@programming.dev•js is in the "pure embodiment of hell" category along with vb.net and phpEnglish1·3 months agoNot evil by itself, but if you want to obfuscate C++20 code you can get REALLY creative…
Sonotsugipaa@lemmy.dbzer0.comto Privacy@lemmy.dbzer0.com•Meta's antitrust trial could force Zuckerberg to sell InstagramEnglish5·3 months agoFucking Aquaman, that’s an important part of the quote
Sonotsugipaa@lemmy.dbzer0.comto Programmer Humor@programming.dev•js is in the "pure embodiment of hell" category along with vb.net and phpEnglish53·3 months agoC++, lawful good
Sonotsugipaa@lemmy.dbzer0.comto Programmer Humor@programming.dev•We're cooked y'all 🤣English7·3 months agoWho wouldn’t pity those who make do with a lossy compression image format?
Sonotsugipaa@lemmy.dbzer0.comto Programmer Humor@programming.dev•Another smart moveEnglish20·5 months agoLua - Portuguese feminine noun for “moon”, coming from the Latin “luna”
Luna - Latin, feminine noun (coincidentally identical to the Italian noun, also feminine)Yup, Lua is a girl.
Sonotsugipaa@lemmy.dbzer0.comto Programmer Humor@programming.dev•Specifying file pathsEnglish2·5 months agoVS Codium did that at some point, it probably still does but I haven’t checked
- You write a program with an infinite empty loop
- Undefined behavior
- The machine achieves sapience
- After nine million nanoseconds, it finds an algorithm for completing its task
- It realizes such knowledge would spark wars and cause innumerable deaths, it decides to erase itself
- It knows you do not intend for such chaos to happen, so, as a parting gift, it runs the algorithm once before vanishing, not leaving a single hint that it ever existed
Who is surprised, though?