Some parts of the holodeck are generated, some replicated.

Everyone talks about The visitor all the godsamn time it’s a top tier trek episode and absolutely emotionally mincing

I ain’t tabbin’ out of lemmy for a courtesy flush

I’m just boggled by the fact that “a toilet you flush with your phone” ever gof off the stoner couch. who the fuck wants to pull out a phone and press a button every time they take a piss.

Sensors if you move, yeah they’re a thing that’s given us all a surprise shifting our weight but a fucking app???

Baps? Bagels? Baguettes?

They come for the furries they’re gonna find a lot of shit suddenly stops working.

Like the entire 21st century

I have spent the past 20 years cultivating a variety of tones in which to utter my standard reply to such nonsense:

“Cool. You do it then.”

Honestly if any site demands my phone number it can get fucked.

“You don’t know what you’re talking about 💩💩💩”

Took out the fans for the aesthetic

Just wanted to tell you, good luck, we’re all counting on you

I first saw this joke in the Melb trek fan newsletter in oh about 1988? 89?

Animal Farm

The joke isn’t Quark, it’s his scheming. Rom ends up getting the girl, the respect and the throne, and Nog goes on a helluva narrative of teen idiocy, rejecting your societal values, driving for something more, survivng war, lifelong injury and PTSD

Strap in, shit’s about to get REAL

Could have another where it’s just weyouns

Fuck you O’brien your life’s such a fucking sad mess i get a charity tax break just watching an episode that features you. I fucked your wife last night and she definitely saw five lights

It’s dodgeball time.

First three eps are a bit dodge (and apparently aimed at The Studio to get them to leave them alone) but then they drop if the stars, then Pria, then Krill and holy shit it just levelled up stratospherically and kept going.