They come for the furries they’re gonna find a lot of shit suddenly stops working.

Like the entire 21st century

I have spent the past 20 years cultivating a variety of tones in which to utter my standard reply to such nonsense:

“Cool. You do it then.”

Honestly if any site demands my phone number it can get fucked.

“You don’t know what you’re talking about 💩💩💩”

Took out the fans for the aesthetic

Just wanted to tell you, good luck, we’re all counting on you

I first saw this joke in the Melb trek fan newsletter in oh about 1988? 89?

Animal Farm

The joke isn’t Quark, it’s his scheming. Rom ends up getting the girl, the respect and the throne, and Nog goes on a helluva narrative of teen idiocy, rejecting your societal values, driving for something more, survivng war, lifelong injury and PTSD

Strap in, shit’s about to get REAL

Could have another where it’s just weyouns

Fuck you O’brien your life’s such a fucking sad mess i get a charity tax break just watching an episode that features you. I fucked your wife last night and she definitely saw five lights

It’s dodgeball time.

First three eps are a bit dodge (and apparently aimed at The Studio to get them to leave them alone) but then they drop if the stars, then Pria, then Krill and holy shit it just levelled up stratospherically and kept going.

Citation needed.

Fuck you, shoresy!

Get a fucking warrant

Edit it to von Braun

How much fucking money is isaacs worth again?

Not even that, it’s the religious nutters trying to ponk the apocalypse.

Fun fact: for the theologians they’re already at antichrist level