You guys do production deployments during office hours?

This is why I avoid giving concrete estimates whenever possible.

Grabthar’s Hammer dictates that the needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few.

If you’re not interrupting him as he’s flapping his gums, then it’s not actually instantly.

Really makes me almost wish that we could keep his head in a Futurama jar. Then put it on a shelf where the only thing he can do is watch a 24/7 stream of documentaries about his legacy being all the ways he fucked the world.