Last time I saw a D.A.R.E. shirt it was at a rave in the basement of an abandoned business and it was wrapped around a delightfully twee twink passing out poppers to all who wanted and offering to fetch water for anyone who didn’t.

You gotta use Toasted Sesame Seeds on your homemade buns. They add great texture and flavor.

The ones at the fast food restaurant are like fake or something they taste like nothing.

Taking “my body is a temple” a little far, but, hey, the NFL doesn’t pay taxes and so neither should you.

It’s a religion now?

Dang, alright.

Anyone know the bracha for respecting women?

Hey that’s not fair, clearly I didn’t mean JC.

The concept behind Enterprise was compelling and clever, I just wish it got different actors, writers and plots.