Chewing scenery

Diplomacy failed with the Sheliak also…he just turned to being a straight up dick

When the dildo bat is unavailable, use the alien dildo instead aka the Tentacle Bat

Visitor…as in he didn’t stick around for long

Now do Alec Guiness

I still find it odd that in TNG they were known to the federation only by rumor. Yet by DS9 they’re a long running cornerstone of finance and commerce in the alpha quadrant.

O’Brain must never be happy

Alternative answers

• The others usually need to get back to their shifts.

• Riker isn’t much for cuddling.

• Nobody wants to deal with the awkwardness of you walking in unexpectedly

• Technically Data does’t sleep.

🎶 96 pints of synthale on the wall

96 pints of synthale

Stay off the ground

There’s tribbles abound

95 pints of synthale on the wall 🎶

🎶 97 pints of synthale on the wall

97 pints of synthale

Don’t make a sound

Keiko’s starting to crown

96 pints of synthale on the wall 🎶

🎶 98 pints of synthale on the wall

98 pints of synthale

Transport one down

Rematerialized around

97 pints of synthale on the wall 🎶

Spordi LaFat

And their pants are halfway up to their armpits

Cussed out my mom

FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE

It’s Mrs. Shirley, her husband was kidnapped on Xmas Eve by a man wearing a leisure suit

She’s vertibrakin’ his balls over here

Meanwhile Geordi is taking notes.

The DS9 2 parter Homefront & Paradise Lost

A badmiral plans a military coup using a supposed Changeling attack as justification. He uses an elite group of cadets (Red Squad) to sabotage the planetary power grid, preplans drastic moves for his former loyalist crew to positions of power, and has the ability to mobilize personnel onto every street corner and test people at random.

Keep in mind he’d already been shown to be replaced by a changeling infiltrator once, and one of the infiltrators tells Sisko there are 4 of their people on the planet causing chaos.

Yet Sisko talks Leyton down who resigns his commission, Benteen probably got demoted or court marshalled, Red Squad gets tossed on a super secret mission (that is revisited later)…and everything just kinda goes back to normal.

What about the remaining 4 changelings on Earth? What about all the others culpable with the coup?

Get Wesley to do it, then I’ll go snog his mom

Worf: Sir, we’re being Hailed, a freighter is experiencing engine failure.

Picard: Then perhaps we should give them a tow to the nearest star base.

Worf: It’s the ECS Parra

Picard: Then lock the tractor beam onto a parra deez…