He can justify his way around lying like he did in TUC.

Valeris: A lie?

Spock: An error.

Or for Vulcans to go crazy at all, since there was that shooter on DS9 with the transporter sniper rifle

Inconclusive. Are we sure it’s not Aakar, son of Aakam

“Aliens have landed! They call themselves ‘humans’ and they crossed a billion-trillion miles of empty, deadly, radioactive space to reach us!”

Humans: We’ve come to bring you democracy and freedom in exchange for your oil.

We’d get the ones who take one look and say “we’re not letting them fuck up our society”.

Oh yeah, very familiar with mirror episodes…at least the ones not discovery.

At this point the first contact we’d get is they’d raid the alien ship, find crazy tech that could cure most of the world’s diseases and end starvation…but small groups of people hoard it and get rich instead of advancing us 100 years to create a utopia

That or they’d use to tech to try and conquer other countries, inadvertently start another world war and nukes start flying in every direction

Why does he look like his face knows he had one drink too many but he hasn’t recognized it yet

Picard: I was part of a loving family with plenty of close friends while being a productive member of society working towards saving the planet…but it was futile so I consider that pretty traumatizing

O’Brien: I was a prisoner in a single room with a sand floor for 2 decades constantly on the brink of starvation and my only interaction with other sentient beings was a single other prisoner whom I mistakenly killed over moldy food

Is the Orion smiling because the role called for it…or because he got just a tad bit of Jolene Blalock underboob

Might wanna mark that NSFW…

You’d figure with her rank and them being married, they’d be in quarters with a window

And after he’s thought dead he comes back, then evolves into Max Headroom. Berlinghoff Rasmussen sure was busy before being fooled by Picard.

I knew that helmet looked familiar

Even for it’s time a Conny was very tough.

But a TOS-era ship thrown back to ENT-era? Should e been able to carve straight through any adversaries

The mate was a mighty Bajoran,

The skipper bald and sure,

5 bridge crew set sail that day,

For the Dominion war…the Dominion waaaar

Only on Jelloco’s ship.

Couldn’t be, the Hands are too big.

How it started: Married a prophet and Savior of the Alpha Quadrant

How it’s going: Pulled a Yar and is banging an android