Even for it’s time a Conny was very tough.

But a TOS-era ship thrown back to ENT-era? Should e been able to carve straight through any adversaries

The mate was a mighty Bajoran,

The skipper bald and sure,

5 bridge crew set sail that day,

For the Dominion war…the Dominion waaaar

Only on Jelloco’s ship.

Couldn’t be, the Hands are too big.

How it started: Married a prophet and Savior of the Alpha Quadrant

How it’s going: Pulled a Yar and is banging an android

Our last cyber security expert just kinda sat back and let the director do all the work and blindly accepted every single recommendation of Fortified…even the stuff that contradicted itself.

And the budget…a drawing by a kindergartener

Yeah when I first saw they were gonna nope out to the UK (for valid reasons) after that orange turd sleazed its way back into the white house I empathized with FS.

But then had an interaction with em where they came in hot telling me everything I suggested/theorized was wrong and I’m like…yeeeaaah ok

Rick Berman is the worst thing since my son. What is it with Ricks?

Sign up for my webzone and I’ll send you some pizza rolls

I got in one little skirmish and the Queen got scared

Youve Beetlejuice’d him!!

It’s not just the hug, it’s the fact she’s wearing a very thin shirt and no bra…

Darmik and Jalad: A XXX Parody

It’s Riker who’s running through these hoes like Draino

Only if they were from Tanagra

Was he doing a sudoku at that time as well?

Twoop leaduh says we are not meeting owauh cwooootah

He has 2 daughters so he has at least twice!

But it reminds me of one of my favorite quotes from Loaded Weapon 1.

“Something just doesn’t add up sarge. My wife and I haven’t had sex in 2 years and I have a 6 month old daughter…”