Not far off from reality unfortunately…
The Onion’s 4.3 trillion readers will keep it afloat!
It’s not just The Onion though, they are basically holding up Global Tetrahedron right now.
Article for those that do not know
Truth really is stranger than fiction.
There is a reason The Onion is struggling right now.
Beautiful art as always.
What’s so funny about that?
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Ah, a fellow keepass enjoyer.
Ah, a fellow keepass enjoyer.
Ah, a fellow keepass enjoyer.
but still not sure if I’m brave enough to do it.
Do it young one.
Face your fear.
Eat the chalk.
Biting off a piece of lipstick
I would strongly recommend against this, while it tastes good the texture is absolutely disgusting.
Chalk, too. It’d probably be disgusting, but I want to feel the texture in my mouth as I chew it.
Surprisingly, chalk is not that bad in terms of taste or texture as it just tastes like dry rock. If you are that curious make sure to get a new piece of uncoloured chalk and eat only a small amount.
Source (Reddit), alternate frontend.
Looks at comments
Y’all need Introduction to Project Management
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Good, that means that everyone wins even more.