You know, the based one

Look at how they massacred my boy

Over my dead resale value!

It’s not your business, it’s our business

This is Cardassia, we speak Cardassian here

Dang it, OJ

Borrow it from NewEgg, then return it

I mean, it’s against the public interest to destroy the biosphere, but governments don’t get rewarded for acting in the public interest, they get rewarded for whatever other dumb thing the voters are obsessed with at the moment

Arbitrary new ‘safety’ regulations in 3,2,1…

“Hunny” whispered Pooh, his eyes wide

Bruh

Here in Panama a lot of people buy things online in the US and use freight forwarders, I don’t know how they do it but I never pay taxes on that stuff

X-Com gang rise up

I’m just saying that we need to get this bike shed right, everything else depends on it

It’s humid here so the heat index gets into the high 30’s regularly, and people still either dress formally for work or wear jeans, it is kind of nuts

Funny enough, it is a Spanish-speaking country

For patriotic reasons I am against them, only children and tourists wear shorts in my country.

Plot twist: It’s the Dwarf Fortress kind of fun

Yeah, but your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should.

Hey, this moustache isn’t going to twirl itself