You know who else wanted more RAM? Harambe. I hope you’re fucking happy now

I think Bitchy should be a permitted variant

Bitch and Effect The Inner Bitch The Girl Who Made The Bitches Children of Bitches (alternatively, Bitches of Mars) These Are The Bitches… Move Along Bitch If Wishes Were Bitches

Profound and evocative

Inventing new, terrible names to impose on defenseless babies is what we’re up to, and we’re fucking great at it.

Gold bullets are like $400 a pop

You know, the based one

Look at how they massacred my boy

Over my dead resale value!

It’s not your business, it’s our business

This is Cardassia, we speak Cardassian here

Dang it, OJ

Borrow it from NewEgg, then return it

I mean, it’s against the public interest to destroy the biosphere, but governments don’t get rewarded for acting in the public interest, they get rewarded for whatever other dumb thing the voters are obsessed with at the moment

Arbitrary new ‘safety’ regulations in 3,2,1…

“Hunny” whispered Pooh, his eyes wide

Bruh

Here in Panama a lot of people buy things online in the US and use freight forwarders, I don’t know how they do it but I never pay taxes on that stuff

X-Com gang rise up

I’m just saying that we need to get this bike shed right, everything else depends on it