I’m laughing in the hallway while my kid takes a shower, and I can’t explain why. I hope you’re happy.

Read this. I’ve got an m920q from Lenovo (I think it’s 920) and it does all of that. I want more Nas from it, and I might get another PC to be that, but it does great.

Lower decks: what if the viewers had feelings?

Disco: what if mushrooms had feelings? (I would have went with tardigrades, but that didn’t last long enough). This might be better as what if feelings had feelings.

SNW: what if hair had feelings?

The safe word used to be cellular peptide until an unfortunate accident.

Before the Vulcan neck pinch there was the Vulcan crotch kick.

Barclay: I can fix this. Computer, delete holodeck program “planet of troi”.
Riker: computer, disregard that order!

I would think a Voyager themed coffee mug would be better. Unless you’re calling that latte foam.

Millionaire? Nice. Billionaires should follow suit, but 1000x

(With ~800 billionaires in the US, that’s 79,200,000 homes)

Missed opportunity with the saucer there to actually carry sauce. Separate the saucer section to get the salt and pepper nacelles

Throw without catch exception?

Yeah this one I can’t figure out how to make a joke to relate to self hosting. Something something core dump?

Obviously the doctors are waiting on their self hosted operating room instance to spin up when it threw an error

Home assistant, it’s a standard trigger in the automations… Trigger type: power.

Copying the yml is a pain on the phone

Edit:
mode: single Might be important, it feels important.

I’ve got a tp-link smart plug that monitors power. The automation triggers when it draws less than a watt (a few minutes after it completes the cycle, it turns off). I have the duration set to 5m, so a slower soak cycle shouldn’t trigger it (not tested yet).

Extra cold costs extra

Is ferenginar flavor town?

Wireguard + adguard means home ad blocking anywhere I want it.

Home assistant is lights, switches, sensors, blinds, fans, heat/cooling, and more. I have an automation that tells me 5 minutes after the wash is done so I can move laundry into the dryer, and another one that tells me if anyone left the back door open, telling me to close it. (My dog can open it from outside).