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I doubt anyone would have been able to resist slipping at least a hand back there to check how wet I was, really. But he absolutely did check to make sure I was keeping myself nice and wet throughout (which was not difficult, I was literally dripping wet at points)

Especially when he made me strip off my shirt to get a photo with the staypuft marshmallow man. Which was just… I mean, I’m embarrassed about how turned on I was for this photo. So silly, but damn…

Thank you!! I absolutely adore those boots, they’re YRU and shockingly sturdy + sooooo comfortable.

I try to always keep my promises, especially about kinky fun!

They did show off a little, but I didn’t get pictures of me giving them head in the aisle since we had a really brief window and I was more focused on doing a good job sucking. Really tried though, since I knew you guys would want to see it :(

Here’s a consolation photo, I hope it makes up for my lapse…

And another one, in case you’re a fan of feet.

(okay, so I couldn’t decide which one is cuter. So you get both.)

I mean, if they go to all the trouble of giving me an order, it’d just be plain rude if I didn’t do what I was told…

I’m sorry Mr. Biapathy, I tried real hard but I just got so confused with your instructions…

Did I do it right??

(I didn’t realize there were headpats up for grabs, you’d be shocked what I’ll do for sexy glasses and headpats…)

Oh dude there were so many people around, I came so close to being caught so many times. God, I was literally dripping wet taking this photo, I was crouching down with people facing the other way in the aisle like 10’ away. God, it was so hot…

The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin’ 😉

Oh the usual “a bit of everything”. Anime (super excited for the chainsaw man movie!), cosplay, physical layer networking, 3D printing, the Borderlands games, a bit of warhammer (for the lore, Trayzen x Orikan 4 lyfe), elaborate kinky bondage, etc.

I was only kidding a little about the mad scientist kink, weird tech in a kink context is my absolute favorite.

Howabout you?

I think the upload might have failed partially, doesn’t seem to want to play for me beyond the first 5 seconds

We take our methodology very seriously here!

… hang on I’m not sure if this is banter or if I’m just legitimately into nerd shit to an abnormal degree.

Damn, how did you know my fetish was Kinky Mad Scientist. I will give you an enthusiastic technical report!

It was about an hour and a half. And it was a really interesting sensation, because while it was really pinchy, it was all localized to just where the band was and it didn’t spread out like you get with clamps. And because the bands were so thin, it was a really really small area, and it was a very unique sensation pain-wise. As something of a pain enthusiast, that was very interesting to find such a novel sensation. Definitely something to try again, next time I’m going to play around with using thicker / more bands!

A good punishment is it’s own reward, though.

I don’t think I’ve ever encountered socks like that, but now I’m looking for them since that’s a pretty hot idea. I love contraptional shibari!

And I’m not sure, but I haven’t heard any complaints about my misuse of the undergarment terminology so…

What kind of date is this?

Well given how the night turned out (I’ll post pics soon), it was The Kind I Was Warned About as a teenager… Really fun outing with a longtime play partner. Only time someone’s suggested “all-night grocery store” as a place to go on a date (and boy, did that turn into an incredibly hot time)

So yeah, that is a good enough idea I just had to try it:

I couldn’t get it to work at all with a regular rubber bands, but I just got my braces off and it turns out those bands are the absolute perfect size for putting on my nipples. So like, fuck, thank you for giving me something to do with those! And for the extremely hot suggestion, I’ve been wearing them for the past hour and -damn- this is effective.

Hopefully they’re good feelings! I like rewarding engagement, and leaving plenty of fun easter eggs for the people who read through all the comments.

That’s awesome! I have a couple friends that went and said it was a blast, I’ve never managed to make it out to that one specifically (it’s a trek from where I live) but it’s sounded super fun the last couple years so it’s certainly on my list.

Yeah that’s been my experience with buying plug sets - great to train your way up, but once you do you only ever need that one large plug and the other two just clutter up the sex toy drawer… and the smallest one is always hilariously teeny.

I have a few vibrating ones, but they run out of battery so fast - so this one’s even better! It’s got a weighted spring mounted on the inside, so every time I move it makes the plug jump and shake. Makes it -impossible- to ignore, to the point I have to be careful to make sure I’m not doing anything too important at work if I’m going to wear it that day… by the end of the day I’m too distracted to get anything done correctly.

(Hey, another furry! How was BLFC?? I wish I could have gone but alas I couldn’t make it work)

They’re so comfortable, right?? They’re nothing like as photogenic as princess plugs, but man I can (and do) wear this thing all day with no problems. If you don’t mind, what brand are yours? I’m always on the lookout for good toy recommendations!

Okay Mr. Biapathy, I promise I’m trying to pay attention to your lecture, but I keep getting distracted by playing with my ass instead of doing any laundry…

I’m just hopeless.

(directors commentary: this shot was such a pain to take, you can see my tripod starting to fall over reflected in the plug! Argh!)

I hate doing laundry.