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Much like a shotgun, that joke has terrible taste.

I gotta get back to training flexibility - I used to be super bendy but after a bad dislocation I had to stop and so now it’s been downgraded to just extra bendy

Drake meme: Have crabs? ❌️ / Am crab? ✅️

(There was a tiny bit of editing but yeah, the effect with the fabrics was really fun)

Thank you! Inarguably eloquent defense of my posture!

I doubt even my fine ass could have fixed whatever was wrong with him…

IS2G this is just how I sit normally, I’ve never thought about it before it was pointed out.

Ever seen the documentary film Teeth…?

I got soundly beaten for calling it “toe floss” at one point, but mnnng it’s just such a satisfying feeling I can highly recommend trying it.

Also, thank you! Its a fun hobby, and the community here is so wonderful.

Ngl it felt amazing between the toes.

I mean it’s not quite as twisty but I do have another pose…!

Hell yes it is!

(… not sitting like a freak here obviously, it’s just a good photo of my ass)

IDK how arousing it was, mostly it seemed like they were just laughing until they hurt themselves…

hmm… my house is sorta a death trap but maybe I can figure something out…

In my experience: Win 10 LTSC was really quite nice (for windows), win10 pro was okay after a bit of work, win10 home was a burning pile of sweaty diapers.

I’m reliably informed that the best thing about this specifically was watching me try (and fail) to get a drink of water, but you do make a good point about these situations in general…

Maybe at some point! I don’t think any was taken from that scene that I can show here, but I’ll see if some can’t be taken next time I do another scene like that. Do have another angle though, if that helps:

(also shows off the cuts a little, which IDK if was in any of the other shots)

y’all significantly too sweet ❤️

I need more details because that sounds fun as FUCK

Aroused spaghetti-snorffling noises

Man though what a nightmare to clean. I think do have a mask that would work though, with a bit of modification. Might be worth looking into…

Trying to figure out a way I could make that work with the masks lol.