You’re not the boss of me now! You’re not the boss of me now! You’re not the boss of me now, and you’re not so big! Life is unfair…
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egg_irl — Memes about being trans people in denial and other eggy topics@lemmy.blahaj.zone•egg🥼irl
5·28 days agoIt’s a lot easier and cheaper to just get ordained online for cheap or free and go by Reverend, like I sometimes do, for the same reasons. I’m a Dudeist Priest. I can marry people! Weeee!
Uuuuuhhh…totally still cis, though.
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solarpunk memes@slrpnk.net•You can still get hit, but you really need to ask for it
1·1 month agoI definitely do… maybe it’s because we don’t have busses, trams, or trains here where I live. Just cars and oversized trucks.
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Transfem@lemmy.blahaj.zone•Starting Pride month with a new dressEnglish
3·1 month agoSuper cuuute!! That dress and it’s color are just perfect on you!
You’re not alone there!
Aww, cuute!! They both look so precious together! :)
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Programmer Humor@programming.dev•why is software engineering so horny
3·2 months agoHey, lots of people still do! I’ve seen talk of using it nowadays a few separate times lately, including earlier today of someone setting it up for the first time. It’s neat!
Right!? Mine definitely doesn’t. My brain never shuts the fuck up! It drives me nuuuts, lol.
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Programming@programming.dev•what open source tools do you use for music?
1·3 months agoIt’s been a while since I’ve had the money/equipment/etc, so this may be out of date information, but there at least used be Ubuntu Studio, too. But nowadays I see a lot of hate for Ubuntu/Canonical, so who knows. Just thought I’d mention it in case it’s helpful to anyone!
(Someone already mentioned Ardour… I think there was Reaper, too, but I could be mixing up my OSes lol. My brain is trash, my apologies)
Haha! I love that! I hadn’t heard that one yet. Thank you for sharing it! :)
If Smee wants to see that, they’ll have to message me for my payment details first!
Here’s a YouTube link to the classic song/video we were quoting, in case you or anyone else passing through may be interested.
Show Me Your Genitals by Joe Lajoie
Just a warning: it’s easy to get it stuck in your head. I showed it to my mom (who thought it was hilarious) and now at random times there’s a ~60 year old woman wandering around the apartment singing ‘🎶 Show me your genitals! Your genitals! Show me your genitals! Your genitaliaaa! 🎶’ lmao!
Knock knock. Who’s there?
Me again!
Still wondering why you’re not naked.
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Privacy@programming.dev•Persona, Discords "Age Verification" Service, creates a profile of you, sends it to the US Feds and deems you suspicious based on your appearance, exposed by Hackers
5·5 months agoFor whatever reason, every browser I try says that the site doesn’t exist. Hmm… I wonder why.
Is anyone else experiencing this trouble with the link?
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Trans Memes@lemmy.blahaj.zone•Can science like..give tails to all the animal girls who want one? Can we do that?
4·6 months agoYup… There was a time in my life where I would wear tails (or scarves) off the back of my pants. There was always some jackass who thinks they’re funny yanking on it, often breaking the tails and/or my pants - sometimes irreparably. :( I don’t understand why people have to be such jerks. Now imagine if it was part of my body! I’ve had people randomly yank my ponytail and that’s bad enough; a real tail would be sooo much worse.
But I do understand that there are those out there who would still kill to have a tail, even with all the bullshit. I hope they can fulfill their wish someday!
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Trans Memes@lemmy.blahaj.zone•Can science like..give tails to all the animal girls who want one? Can we do that?
1·6 months agoYeah, agreed. Imagine how often you’d have to lick it to keep it semi-clean and not looking all dingy.
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Trans Memes@lemmy.blahaj.zone•Can science like..give tails to all the animal girls who want one? Can we do that?
2·6 months agoThat’s such a legendary quote. It pops into my head a lot more often than it should, lol.
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unixsocks on fediverse @lemmy.blahaj.zone•I feel very pretty and nice
5·6 months agoAww, you two are precious!! I love it and I’m so happy for you both! Y’all make me smile - thank you for that. :) <3
I hope you were able to get sufficiently packed before your trip, and that it all goes well! 🤞
Zoop@beehaw.orgtoPhotography@fedia.io•The light was interesting that evening. #Sitka #Alaska #boats #photography
2·1 year agoWow! This is such a neat and pretty picture! I love it, thanks for sharing it with us :)


Maybe I’m not perfect, but at least when I’m done grocery shopping, I bring the cart back to where it belongs and don’t just leave it wherever I please - like in the middle of a parking lot. That really gets my goat. (Just make an effort to be courteous, considerate, and kind to others!!! It is not that hard!!! Argh!!!)