I just realized how awesome it would be to hear Nelson reading Worf’s lines in his place.

“Congratulations. You are fully dilated to ten centimeters.You may now give birth.”

“I am a graduate of Starfleet Academy, I know many things.”

“If you were any other man, I would kill you where you stand.”

“That was a joke. I get it. It is not funny, but I get it.”

“Good tea, nice house.”

But the only other way they know how to make it anymore is laughing stock. So a comedy is preferable.

If you want TNG, wait for Orville season 4.

The Elementary class’ teacher was particularly angry.

His eyes look like something is flying directly towards his face, like this ancient meme:

“As soon as I figure out which one of you is real, I will kill you!”

Mueller?

Context:

That scene is somehow even worse than I remembered.

It turns out that “statue” is just a figurine on someone’s desk and the teachers pretend it’s some huge dedication piece as a joke.

This is the Star Trek version of “Ash is in a coma.”

No, I actually meant The Infinite Vulcan. Not sure how I got those titles mixed up. Thanks for pointing that out.

“I told you guys to stop using LimeWire!”

“Everything works all the time on this ship, I’m slowly going mad!”

“100% tariffs on imports from Romulus! Unless they agree to become our second homeworld.”

I understand.

There are so many episodes to choose from, it’s almost cruel to make a Trekkie pick just three. There are, like, ten more episodes I could have picked for TNG alone.

Year of Hell is amazing, especially since it was a prophecy from earlier in the series. But I think Killing Game and Scorpion make better two-parters because they had a lasting effect on the ship and the show. Killing Game was huge in scale and necessary to address the power balance with the Hirogen. And Scorpion gave us Seven. Year of Hell, for all it did, fell victim to the big red reset button. And to pour salt on the wound, no one even remembered what happened.

In no particular order, two-parters count as one episode.

TOS:

• Balance of Terror
• The Trouble with Tribbles
• The Doomsday Machine

TAS:

• The Infinite Vulcan
• The Slaver Weapon
• The Lorelai Signal

TNG:

• Measure of a Man
• The Inner Light
• Cause & Effect

DS9:

• Pale Moonlight
• Past Tense
• Far Beyond the Stars

VGR:

• The Killing Game
• Latent Image
• Scorpion

ENT:

• Regeneration
• A Night in Sickbay
• A Mirror Darkly

Those are the only series I’ve seen in their entirety, so I’ll leave it at that.

That was weird. He’s just suddenly a real person, then dies.

“I only got two hands sir, I’m not a bloody octopus!”