Alternate timeline: “You can’t have them because they’re unpredictable and might claw your eyes out without provocation.”

This timeline: “WTF happened to you?”

“My cat decided to wake me up by clawing my eyes out.”

“Hahaha!”

“Today, Apple is announcing assID.”

I hope the screen was locked

looks down at the screen

“YOU HAVE ENTERED YOUR PASSWORD INCORRECTLY TOO MANY TIMES. CONTACT TECHNICAL SUPPORT.”

Beavis: “Number One, I order you to take a number two.”

“Didja… didja get that… thing I sent ya?”

Remember that Deep Space Nine and Voyager were regarded as “spin-off” series at the time. It would have been harder to justify a theatrical outing for either of them because they weren’t the “main” Star Trek or had the Enterprise like The Next Generation.

And the TNG movies were still being made after both of those series went off the air. It would have been nice if they could have rolled Deep Space Nine or Voyager into one of those movies (some early leaks from back in the day suggested they tried to do that).

“They” = Data (again)

And RIP Aaron Eisenberg.

I unironically loved Nog’s dancing.

That a stock shot of the station, it was probably used in ten different episodes.

I can only tell it’s from during the Dominion War because they added some Klingon ships to the traffic.

John 117 has a beard, you just can’t see it because of the helmet.

“I think the Chancellor is a Meme Lord.”

… “A Meme LAWD??”

Unfortunately, Lamb Chop came to a very sudden and unexpected end.

And I looked out onto the hellscape of memes recusing unto themselves and despaired.

He’s going to make love to that brisket.

Amen.

“Hey baby I hear the memes a’callin’…”

“What is that dot over the i?”

“That is the month of August. And Tuesdays. And the Typhon Expanse.”

Replace Ted Danson with Kelsey Grammar as Captain Bateson. He’s the one keeping them there.