We know you try, Ralphie.

Admiral Patrick: “That’s a stupid merge request.”

It looks like someone shopped the same face onto all three people.

Janeway defeated Species 8472 at roughly the same time Scotty finished bottle #8472.

Lwaxana: “Why there you are, Jean-Luc.”

Picard: “HELP ME!”

My name is Earl Grey.

The only plausible movie script for the Voyager cast now would be Admiral Janeway getting a premonition of the Borg Queen (the one she killed) not being completely dead and amassing an armada of infected Borg to wipe out humanity. She would then have to comb the Alpha Quadrant for her old crew and one by one reassemble them on the new Voyager-A, a ship specifically designed to traverse the galaxy and fight the Borg. Defeating the old, now insane, Queen would require allying with the Free Borg led by Hugh (let’s say this takes place an few years before Picard) and Janeway herself making the ultimate sacrifice to finish the job and get everyone else back home.

And they were marketed as movies. Especially The Killing Game which, unless something happened recently, is still the single most expensive episode of network television ever produced.

Honestly, they should all have serious faces in the second panel. Quark did some stuff that literally helped win the Dominion War.

“I said across her nose, not up it!”

“You gave Nurse Chapel the Andorian clap again.

She’s not happy, Jim.”

Lower Decks is anything but grounded.

I love how DeForest seems to be having a legitimately fascinating conversation with one of the NASA heads.

That’s awesome, the stability part.

Growing up, I remember being told to stop using the air conditioner during the day by the city. And, in extreme cases, rolling blackouts that lasted for minutes at a time just to shut off unused appliances.

Movie Picard shot and killed TV Picard.

“The one and only.”

Justice for the Skant and the male nipple window.

Captain Pressman:

Neither side is allowed inside without prior approval. But the Romulans are always sneaking around inside without permission.

Yes it is. I love how it’s so big the Galaxy-class can park inside its wings with room to spare.