Why does she look so adorable with that bow on her hair band?

Rich people be horny.

I was just going to say, that is so unexpectedly brilliant. It needs to be a real show.

Jake: “The third upper pylon?”

Sisko: “March!”

Jake: “But it’s scary up there.”

That’s why the Ferangi hung around after the Cardassians left. They heard the Bajorans worshipped profits. They were very disappointed.

Not one statue, but they did make action figures.

I know a toxic mom when I see one.

Seven, your found family is the only one that truly loves and respects you. (Sure, Harry is weird, but he means well.)

This one gets me every time.

Riker respects consent. So,

“I could fuck everyone here if they wanted me to.”

Sisko: “You get the hell outta here. I don’t care where you go. I don’t care that you’re an elf! I don’t care that you’re nuts! I don’t care that you’re my son! Get out of my life now!”

(Yeah, it didn’t make sense but Bashir tested him and he is indeed Sisko’s son.)

“Bump into your Captain while holding a hot beverage at least once. They’ll never forget you.”

She was suppose to become a new cast member, but things didn’t work out.

“Captain’s Yuul Log…”

The Humble O’Bumble!

Again, Rankin/Bass Santa is a tyrant.

I’m reading every single comment in Billy Crystal’s voice.

He says, “ki-lo-pas-i-cals.”

I just like it when Data says “kilopascals.”

When Captain Scott says to embellish how long it will take to complete a task.

Lwaxana: [judges you in Betazed]