Also love that this figure exists, but she looks very good in those TOS colors. Have to make both make sense in-universe somehow.

So I’m gonna fan-canon that she’s El-Aurian. She joined Starfleet on the day the Federation Charter signed posing as a Human because her race had not formally contacted Starfleet at that time.

Later on, after becoming a high-ranking member of Starfleet Command, she revealed her true identity. No harm, no foul. She continued to climb the ranks, mostly serving an administrative role but also taking command during missions involving high secrecy.

As of 2499, she is a Fleet Admiral serving as the Marshall of Sol System, which by proxy makes her the Commodore of the First Fleet (The fleet charged with protecting Earth which includes the USS Enterprise).

If you ask her, she’ll gladly talk your ear off about the heydays of the Federation and how Kirk’s Enterprise will always be her personal favorite ship of the fleet.

“I’ve seen so many famous ships and so many great Commanders, but as long as I’ve been alive that was the only ship that was love at first sight. I may have spoiled Kirk with a lot of choice assignments as a result.”

“You haven’t experienced Babaloo until you’ve heard it in the original Klingon.”

I replaced “Maury Povich” with “daytime talk shows” as I was typing.

I think you’re an empath.

🖖

Even during TNG’s original run when I was a kid I kept thinking, “How do we really know that’s Worf’s kid?”

Maybe my parents shouldn’t have let me watch so many daytime talk shows.

I just realized how awesome it would be to hear Nelson reading Worf’s lines in his place.

“Congratulations. You are fully dilated to ten centimeters.You may now give birth.”

“I am a graduate of Starfleet Academy, I know many things.”

“If you were any other man, I would kill you where you stand.”

“That was a joke. I get it. It is not funny, but I get it.”

“Good tea, nice house.”

But the only other way they know how to make it anymore is laughing stock. So a comedy is preferable.

If you want TNG, wait for Orville season 4.

The Elementary class’ teacher was particularly angry.

His eyes look like something is flying directly towards his face, like this ancient meme:

“As soon as I figure out which one of you is real, I will kill you!”

Mueller?

Context:

That scene is somehow even worse than I remembered.

It turns out that “statue” is just a figurine on someone’s desk and the teachers pretend it’s some huge dedication piece as a joke.

This is the Star Trek version of “Ash is in a coma.”

No, I actually meant The Infinite Vulcan. Not sure how I got those titles mixed up. Thanks for pointing that out.

“I told you guys to stop using LimeWire!”

“Everything works all the time on this ship, I’m slowly going mad!”

“100% tariffs on imports from Romulus! Unless they agree to become our second homeworld.”