Keiko O’Brien is going to be the first human to kill a Klingon with their bare hands.

Do this again, but with 11:59.

“Nicey” has 20 crew members trapped in his personal buffer.

Oh, that’s terrifying.

“Just fuck my shit up.”

The farther into the future he looks, the more accurate his predictions are.

Gul Dukat absolutely will shit on your head and steal the hot dog from your hand if you let him.

Holding a TNG season 1 phaser: “So anyway, I started dustbusting.”

Pretty good attempt. Phone wallpaper material.

It all makes sense now…

Few people recognize their own voice.

Lwaxana: “Oh come now, that’s sounds nothing like me!”

The gall of that man.

I smell another meme theme.

The computer as GladOS and Troi as Chell.

The harsh lighting in the first couple of seasons harkened back to TOS. Then the lights got warmer.

I don’t know how they did it, but they managed to find a lighting scheme in Picard that makes all the warm earth tones of the bridge look sickly and green.

“No-talent ass clowns.”

Picard is the real Star Trek Into Darkness.

That’s one of the resources I used. Though mostly for Part III. Click through to the original post where I explain why my rewatch is divided into parts.

The Kelvin movies aren’t really a whole timeline, just an offshoot from the modern timeline. They diverge at Kirk’s birth, so ENT occurs in both continuities.

All three Kelvin movies reference content from Enterprise.

When you watch TAS, all the Stardates are very early (making it appear that they are around the first and second season of TOS). My timeline uses the revised Stardates from the novelizations of most of those episodes which makes their position seem more reasonable. Even so, TAS is still peppered throughout the latter two seasons of TOS.

That’s why the list I link to also includes Star Trek Continues. It was produced to basically be the final year of the five-year mission. I won’t spoil anything, but that series ends in a pretty unmistakable place.

Damar, whenever Weyoun is in the room:

It has a snack budget.