The seat warmers don’t work because they’re in the Delta Quadrant and can’t connect to Federation servers.

And Paris’ seat slides from left to right on a track.

T’lyn doesn’t like aiming for the moon because Vulcan has no moon.

And the shuttlecrafts.

They were saddled with duplicate Kim since season 1.

Cool Meaney

I meant this bell:

But the Betazoid gong is also cool.

“…until someone hits that cool desk bell with the tiny hammer.”

Any warp core is ejectable if you’re daring enough.

“Okay, what about the Phoenix?”

Catastrophic in-flight decoupling of the cockpit module.

“All warp cores are considered ejectable until proven otherwise!”

This is his best video (apart from one of his most recent ones where he rips MAGA an new asshole).

The stamp joke at the end is peak comedy.

Not including O’Brian when he was tried on Cardassia…

He made a tiny portal in the chimney and made it all land on Rick Berman’s desk.

Tucker: “Oh, no. This air is breathable for humans but toxic to dogs. Too bad.”

I miss Shoutcast.

Sisko: “Just a quick trip to the Gamma Quadrant, in and out.”

15 minutes later: “You are the Emissary.”

It’s Elon’s Starfleet way.

Janeway: “Can’t report Prime Directive violations of I torpedo their ship, kill their Captain, and put the surviving crew on probation.”

taps forehead

“I am Barry of White. Your cracker ass will adapt to gettin’ funky!”

The real Temporal Cold War.