There’s a dozen of us! Exactly a dozen!

Love Grafo.

When you both silently agree not to fix each other.

That’s just how newborn babies look, stop calling them voles!

The Enterprise Gorn is fine, just that the CG aged badly. The others are different fucking species.

“We had our strongest quarter ever! Select 100,000 among you to be killed laid off.”

“And to this day… is there a single statue of me on Wall Street?”

Now do one where Barkley accidentally reactivates the Wonka program,

I can’t get over how obvious Wilder behaved when he fell in.

The warp cores are coming in nicely this year. But you want to resist the temptation to eject them before they’re ripe.

Kirk used VATs, the cheater.

c/tenforward: “We put Windex in your coffee, you’re welcome.”

[bagpipes intensify]

Worf: “You just… sit here?”

Tuvok: “Shall I flog them as well?”

Janeway: “Proceed.”

“Computer, deactivate iguana.”

Why isn’t the second hand a trombone?

According to serial mind-rapist Spock?

Seriously, Gracy went to bat for the entire Human race.

Gracy, talking to the probe: “Humans are pretty bad from where I come from, but apparently I was kidnapped through time against my will by these humans, and even though they broke the laws of physics to do it, I think they’re a little better than the other humans so you should probably give them another chance.”

The Sisko abides.