To paraphrase a German comedian (I’m not even sure who said it).

Women, if you want a man, don’t be subtle. Stop with the playing with your hair and the dreamy looks. Men are stupid. They don’t pick up on that. If you want him, go to him, and say “You, me sex!”

(Slightly adapted to fit the medium text better.)

Like every name in IT in the last 10 years.

“Windows App”

“Rust”

<every goddamn hot beverage>

From the makers of: Why is this game running so shittily all of the sudden? [30 minutes later:] Charge your battery or your laptop will die.

Disabling CPUs by writing a zero to some file under /sys

I use Mint and I just double-click *.deb files to install them. Ubuntu does not do this?

Could you elaborate why you don’t want a software audio mixer? I mean, mixing is essentially what you’re trying to do.

Also: Is the bluetooth output from your laptop required? Would a wired connection be acceptable?

I’m very, very late to the party. Why is Flatpak the latest shit? What’s wrong with the classic *.deb viz. *.rpm distribution?

Right! I forgot about ramen or canned stews!

I read a lot about ADHD people reading random shit on Wikipedia or wherever. Do you retain the information you ingest and all become walking encyclopedias yourselves?

Would a container of “emergency food” help? That is, food that takes little to no effort to make. I’m German, so I’m raised to eat a slice of bread with a slice of sausage on top as the default meal. I take it this is not a thing in the US. How about making sure you’re always stocked on cereal?

Should be “−1 HP” or “1 Damage”, not “−1 Damage”. That would be healing.

#This #is #a #comment

An important question no-one has asked yet is, What do you need that info for?

Program sucks at something it was not designed to do.

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The requirements have always been the same. Only now they’re reflected more accurately in your docs.

Doesn’t matter if the mechanism that checks the repo and sends the trigger message to the runner is down.

The fewer magic blackboxes are around, the

• (happy variant) easier it is to train new people and the less mental burden there is on existing staff
• (sad variant) easer it is to fire people.

I marvel at the proficiency with which Microsoft tears down every piece of software it touches nowadays.

Sending “temporary” changes into your CI pipeline isn’t even stupid, it’s borderline malicious.

No? “Hey customer, I’ve deployed the changes you requested to the staging area. Is this what you had in mind? Keep in mind it only looks good and isn’t fully functional yet.”

That means that the HR account thinks what the employee account wrote is bad, too. Both posts are bad extremes.

As an employee, if i find a prospective colleague who doesn’t ask about what they’re supposed to be doing at all, I’d be wary of them, too.