I read up a little about why people dislike systemD

I feel like this isn’t the right way to research something. Is there any reasons it doesn’t work for your needs?

But then it wouldn’t be funny. I don’t think this is meant to be taken too literally.

If you’re genuinely interested then fair enough. Just saying it’s not the only option, as a lot of people seem to think these days, and for personal projects I think it’s bonkers.

Don’t use kubernetes.

Creates endless pain.