Congratulations, you’re one of today’s lucky “feels like I’m 10,000.”

Boomers gonna love how this turns out.

You’re pushing all the right buttons here, don’t sell yourself short!

This is art.

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You look amazing…

You’re beautiful and desirable, and now men who will never meet you will dream of you and want you. Not much there to regret if that fulfills you.

You have such a great camera presence, do you have someone take them or do you block and light them yourself?

You are beautiful and you are always beautiful.

Your enthusiasm lights the darkest hours of a man’s desires.

Your enthusiasm makes me smile every time.

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Your raw happiness always makes me smile when you show up.