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Seer of the tapes! Knower of the episodes!


My champion:



Bride of Chaotica is my all time favorite Voyager episode. The cast all seem to be having so much fun with it, especially Rayner/Chaotica himself. The scene where Lunzak shoots Janeway and it just bounces off (cuz holodeck safeties) and she ad libs “ha, you’re no match for Arachnia!” is just so perfect. Satan’s Robot is hilarious. And I love how they merge the Chaotica-style music and Star Trek theme for the end-of-episode musical sting.


Not without their legs!


I prefer Babylon 9: The Next Iteration.


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For some reason fungal mycelial networks and tardigrades were all the rage in pop sci and internet memes circa 2015. The writers just hopped on the bandwagon when they were deciding how their non-warp propulsion plot point would work.


Man it sure is crackers to slip a rozzer the dropsy in snide.


Me over here in my Spaceballs shirt.


I bet they have good weed, though.


Relevant Robot Chicken: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lf5BkEhJ5fI


Not all species reproduce sexually. Not all sexual reproduction involves pairs.


I got a contact sugar high just from clicking that link.


Now wait a second. I don’t think Quark ever sold shoddy merchandise. Overpriced? Sure! Stolen? Probably! Contraband? Absolutely! But low quality merchandise doesn’t breed customer loyalty. It doesn’t generate repeat business.
Remember the 57th rule of acquisition: Good customers are as rare as latinum. Treasure them.


The true captain will give up the chair rather than see it cut in half.


There are three things you need to remember as a starship captain: 1) keep your shirt tucked in; 2) go down with the ship; and 3) detailed knowledge of ornithology.


God dammit Loch Ness monster, I ain’t gonna give you no tree fiddy.


Makes sense that he’d use an antique.


Unpopular opinion: Considering the fully automated luxury space communism Bashir has spent his whole life in, this is actually an incredibly tone-deaf thing for him to say. (Which is in character for early-seasons’ Bashir, TBH. c.f. his introduction to Kira in the pilot.)
The writers intended a moral objection to preventable human suffering, but actually wrote the 24th century equivalent of “let them eat cake”.
Adding sex appeal to a brand new show: