Pfft. Real programmers use butterflies

He will portray Neevok, half man, half dog, half orchid.

According to South Park, 22.3 years is the amount of time that has to pass before something tragic can become funny.

Hard to believe it’s been more than 22.3 years since 9/11.

Thomas is the one in a Cardassian prison. I wonder how he’s doing.

He was already famous for inventing duotronics, and the M-5 debacle was probably classified or otherwise not common knowledge.

Be are Worg

Unrelated anecdote:

Years ago I had a cheap Blackberry lookalike phone. It had a button lock feature to prevent butt dialing, but some bright spark decided that the lock wouldn’t apply to the ‘9’ and ‘1’ keys, presumably so that a user could dial 9-1-1 even if too panicked to unlock the keypad. Which just meant that it was really easy to butt dial 9-1-1…

Reminiscent of the University of Minnesota project to sneak bugs into the Linux kernel.

Data has always understood humor. He may not experience the emotion of mirth, but you don’t need that to understand humor. He is pretending not to understand as a practical joke.

At least Alexander got to join the House of Martok. All Kurn got was a memory wipe.

Fun fact: One of Jonathan Frakes’ first jobs in show biz was dressing up as Captain America at comic book conventions.

I am experiencing doubt

He’s not a child, he’s 34!

I. Am. Koloth.

Computer, delete the cat.

You doubt my power?!