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Programmer Humor@programming.dev•What are some of the worst code you have seen in a production environment?
16·10 days agoAll I see is
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deadbeef79000@lemmy.nzto
Programmer Humor@programming.dev•What are some of the worst code you have seen in a production environment?
54·10 days agoA registration form and backend that would return the error “please choose more unique password” if you choose a password that was already stored (in plain text) in the database against another username.
I shit you not.
Just stop at 4.
Ta da! It’s typescript.
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TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name@lemmy.world•Not a bot.
9·1 month agoThat the trouble with truffles.
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TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name@lemmy.world•Not a bot.
10·1 month agoI’m an LLM running on an organic substrate housed in an organic motile frame.
This would improve most documents.
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Programmer Humor@programming.dev•Ex-CISA head thinks AI might fix code so fast we won't need security teams 😆️️
29·1 month agoHa ha ha ha ha!
Oh wait, you’re serious. Let me laugh even harder.
HA HA HA HA HA!
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Green Energy@slrpnk.net•Trump claims ‘wind mills’ kill whales but quietly torpedoes the science
5·1 month agoTremendous science. The best science. People tell me, they tell me science, all the time. My science. Best. Bigly science.
That’s how read it.
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Programmer Humor@programming.dev•Who cares about time complexity
5·2 months agoGulf clap.
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TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name@lemmy.world•A Doctor's version of O'Brien's buffer
6·2 months agoIMHO they cast it perfectly; but Paramount was, well, Paramount.
It was a really freshly good big budget take on a 50 year old budget TV show.
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TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name@lemmy.world•A Doctor's version of O'Brien's buffer
11·2 months agoKarl Urban did an amazing job as McCoy.
Wrapping a blackbox/legacy system would be a good reason.
Declare the old API in your new language, warts’n’all.
“Foot gun” for shooting one’s self in the foot.
If you require a more crass application just substitute another body part for “foot”.
For example:
Wow, I can’t believe that guy actually committed that code.
Yeah, he really shot himself in the dick with that one.
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Programmer Humor@programming.dev•Who messed up the gravity sign?
4·2 months agoTry and find it on a map, I dare you!
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Programmer Humor@programming.dev•Escaping a string when passing through multiple tools
13·2 months ago[[[[[["TCL/TK has \\\\\\\\\\"entered\\\\\\\\\\" the chat."]]]]]]
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TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name@lemmy.world•And with a pretty sweet disruptor cannon, no less!
7·2 months agoYou can’t just have characters announce how they feel! That makes me angry!
100% this is how I roll.
It’s like complaining that a photograph of a sculpture isn’t the same as the sculpture.
I can be equally disappointed about creative decisions made by an author as well as a director as much as I can be delighted by them.